jeremy

Holy fuck I've done it again. Where's the booze?

Sup?

You know you're a hopeless geek when the highlight of your day is writing this:


#include <stdlib.h>

int main() {
int memory = 1000000000;
char *chomper;
printf("Eating %d bytes of precious memory\n",memory);
chomper = malloc(memory);
char *food;
food = malloc(40000 * sizeof(char));
int c;
for (c = 0; c < 10000; c++) {
strcat(food,"FOOD");
}
while(sizeof(chomper) < memory) {
strcat(chomper,food);
}
sleep(30);
}



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Finally got my wisdom teeth out a couple weeks ago after a month of pain and waiting only to now have a bone spicule tearing up my tongue. Is it really too much to ask to be able to eat a meal without requiring vicodin? Seriously, it's been 2 fucking months since I could enjoy a pain-free meal.


On a brighter note, I'm leaving for...
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joss:
Twitter still not updated.

jeremy:
busy sucking monkey nuts

joss:
Oh, baby, such vivid imagery

jeremy
I should write childrens' books

joss
No.

jeremy:
but they like vivid imagery

joss:
Not about animal genitalia

jeremy:
it helps them learn good

joss:
...

Fucking work drama. One of my guys who's been with us for damn near 10 years is quitting. That means I have to steal one of the best guys from the support team to fill the void. That makes me very unpopular with those guys. At least the guy I'm promoting is happy...for now!

Fuck you, heat.

So it's Wednesday and I've already worked 40 hours this week.

I have to fly to LA in the morning for a good 12 hour day tomorrow and another 16 starting Friday at 8pm.

I need a fucking vacation...April can't come soon enough.

The tiny one-stall bathroom in my new office has 6 coat hooks...