Because sat is the rapture here is a helpful chart to know if you need to hide your porn or not.
I do not
I do not
satire_:
Hey now, would you rather me be all doom and gloom like before I met her? 
spazzing:
i know right. when the touchscreens came out i foresaw many touchscreen tragedies. but it really isn't much of a fancy smart phone. i dont use the internet on it and dont feel the urge to unlike if i had an iphone or some new shit. im afraid of getting a new phone