So the Monkey year is starting off hilariously fucked up wrong!!
After leaving the opera Friday, my car started overheating. One minute Im rocking to X, the next Im spazzing cause the engine check light came on. So I get off the freeway and check the radiatoroverflow empty. Fill it up and go on my wayengine overheats again, before I get to the next exit. Buy a gallon of coolent and a gallon of water. Waiting for the car to cool, Im joined by Charleswho after a night of drinking and wobbled up on his bike and is ready and willing to give me all the help I didnt ask for. Greeeat.
It took me 40 minutes to get him to believe I knew more about my car than he did; and that even though he had a very nice bike, his prison experience and electrician skills were not going to help here. He was trying to be helpful, but he was so drunk I could only make out half of his wordsthe rest were spoken in a slurred wino dialect, something akin to slobbering and moaning. Even his animated hand gestures werent helping. Damn it...I want to go home.
To make a long story shorter: I stopped 7 more times to let the car cool off. The 40 minutes trip home took 3 hours. I got home at 2am. Im a sad little wreak and go to directly bed. Wake up like Im drunk and stupid cause Im still so tired. My back is killing me...oh, i started my period...oh, joy. Fuckers.
Made breakfast and gave myself food poisoningshould not have added the pickled peppers to the omelet -they were older than i thoughtGot delirious and nauseous before barfing in the trash can. That was humbling. Took the can out and washed itwalking back to the house stepped in dog shit-barefoot!Dude, Im so done. Im a terrible sick person, and the food poisoning had reduced me to a helpless 4 year old left home alone. Wailing and cursing, I stomp back into the house and slam the door.
Its funny now, but I was a whiney, crying messSo after all that, my resistance was completely broken and Im sick again--kinda sinus, kinda fluish. I decided that it was just better to go back to the house, smoke a bowl and go back to sleep and try again when I woke back up. Sometimes the Universe just says Hide. Stay inside.
Things are much better today. Now, if thats ALL the hassle Im getting this year, Im fine with that. I swearit cannot possibly happen like that again.
After leaving the opera Friday, my car started overheating. One minute Im rocking to X, the next Im spazzing cause the engine check light came on. So I get off the freeway and check the radiatoroverflow empty. Fill it up and go on my wayengine overheats again, before I get to the next exit. Buy a gallon of coolent and a gallon of water. Waiting for the car to cool, Im joined by Charleswho after a night of drinking and wobbled up on his bike and is ready and willing to give me all the help I didnt ask for. Greeeat.
It took me 40 minutes to get him to believe I knew more about my car than he did; and that even though he had a very nice bike, his prison experience and electrician skills were not going to help here. He was trying to be helpful, but he was so drunk I could only make out half of his wordsthe rest were spoken in a slurred wino dialect, something akin to slobbering and moaning. Even his animated hand gestures werent helping. Damn it...I want to go home.
To make a long story shorter: I stopped 7 more times to let the car cool off. The 40 minutes trip home took 3 hours. I got home at 2am. Im a sad little wreak and go to directly bed. Wake up like Im drunk and stupid cause Im still so tired. My back is killing me...oh, i started my period...oh, joy. Fuckers.
Made breakfast and gave myself food poisoningshould not have added the pickled peppers to the omelet -they were older than i thoughtGot delirious and nauseous before barfing in the trash can. That was humbling. Took the can out and washed itwalking back to the house stepped in dog shit-barefoot!Dude, Im so done. Im a terrible sick person, and the food poisoning had reduced me to a helpless 4 year old left home alone. Wailing and cursing, I stomp back into the house and slam the door.
Its funny now, but I was a whiney, crying messSo after all that, my resistance was completely broken and Im sick again--kinda sinus, kinda fluish. I decided that it was just better to go back to the house, smoke a bowl and go back to sleep and try again when I woke back up. Sometimes the Universe just says Hide. Stay inside.
Things are much better today. Now, if thats ALL the hassle Im getting this year, Im fine with that. I swearit cannot possibly happen like that again.
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