How tall are you?: 5'8"
Have you ever smoked heroin?: no
Do you own a gun?: no
Have you ever been arrested?: almost
Rehab?: nooo
How many of your friends have committed suicide?: none
Do you shave your crotch?: yes
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?: sure
Do you ever punch yourself?: its really hard to do
Have you ever killed an animal?: nooo
Are you Irish?: a little bit
Who would you punch if you could?: George W. Bush
What do you think of hot dogs?: i love them
What's your favorite Christmas song?: The 12 Drugs of Christmas
What is your favorite smell?: pumpkin pie
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: OJ
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?: SF
Do you do pushups?: hell no
Do you ever fantasize about murder?: yup
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?: nah probably not
Have you ever done ecstasy?: nope
Are you straightedge?: nnnooppee
Are you vegan?: no i like baloney too much
Do you shoplift?: no
What s the last thing you stole?: my mom's earrings
Do you ski or snowboard?: both, mostly snowboard
What do you think of moustaches?: not necessary at all
Do you use hair gel?: no
Do you sniff cocaine?: no
Who is your favorite serial killer?: idk, Gacy?
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?: no
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?: no
Have you been shot?: no
Have you ever been hospitalized?: no
Do you like painkillers?: yesss
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?: wtf
Do you own a knife?: a...pocket knife
Have you played ghettopoly?: i would like to
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?: no
Do you have A.D.D.?: let's go ride bikes!!!
Have you ever had a head injury?: not serious
How many virgins have u slept with?: 1
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?: i can stand the pain but i don't love it.
Have you ever smoked heroin?: no
Do you own a gun?: no
Have you ever been arrested?: almost
Rehab?: nooo
How many of your friends have committed suicide?: none
Do you shave your crotch?: yes
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?: sure
Do you ever punch yourself?: its really hard to do
Have you ever killed an animal?: nooo
Are you Irish?: a little bit
Who would you punch if you could?: George W. Bush
What do you think of hot dogs?: i love them
What's your favorite Christmas song?: The 12 Drugs of Christmas
What is your favorite smell?: pumpkin pie
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: OJ
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?: SF
Do you do pushups?: hell no
Do you ever fantasize about murder?: yup
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?: nah probably not
Have you ever done ecstasy?: nope
Are you straightedge?: nnnooppee
Are you vegan?: no i like baloney too much
Do you shoplift?: no
What s the last thing you stole?: my mom's earrings
Do you ski or snowboard?: both, mostly snowboard
What do you think of moustaches?: not necessary at all
Do you use hair gel?: no
Do you sniff cocaine?: no
Who is your favorite serial killer?: idk, Gacy?
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?: no
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?: no
Have you been shot?: no
Have you ever been hospitalized?: no
Do you like painkillers?: yesss
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?: wtf
Do you own a knife?: a...pocket knife
Have you played ghettopoly?: i would like to
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?: no
Do you have A.D.D.?: let's go ride bikes!!!
Have you ever had a head injury?: not serious
How many virgins have u slept with?: 1
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?: i can stand the pain but i don't love it.
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Have you ever smoked heroin?: not yet
Do you own a gun?: not yet
Have you ever been arrested?: yeah
Rehab?: nope
How many of your friends have committed suicide?: none
Do you shave your crotch?: keep it trimmed
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?: why not
Do you ever punch yourself?: occasionally
Have you ever killed an animal?: never
Are you Irish?: I'm a quarter Scotch-Irish. That's not the same as Irish, but it's pretty close, yeah?
Who would you punch if you could?: The goddamned prez
What do you think of hot dogs?: I like veggie doggs. Thanks god for Spikes.
What's your favorite Christmas song?: Either "I Do Dear, I Do" or "Fairytale of New York". I think "Fairytale of New York" is more christmasy, so I'll just say that one.
What is your favorite smell?: I like chlorine and gasoline.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: black coffee, Irish coffee, or OJ.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?:
SF
Do you do pushups?: I don't think I'm physically capable.
Do you ever fantasize about murder?: yeah
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?: no
Have you ever done ecstasy?: not yet
Are you straightedge?: Used to be
Are you vegan?: vegatarian
Do you shoplift?: used to
What s the last thing you stole?: weed. the guy was a jerk, so whatev.
Do you ski or snowboard?: I used to ski. It's been years though. I never dig get the hang of snowboarding.
What do you think of moustaches?: they're for cops, pedophiles and republicans. Maybe I'm just jealouse because I can't grow one.
Do you use hair gel?: nuh uh
Do you sniff cocaine?: I have.
Who is your favorite serial killer?: Ed Gein
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?: never
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?: yeah
Have you been shot?: not yet
Have you ever been hospitalized?: not yet
Do you like painkillers?: sometimes.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?: It appears to be a secret to even the opposite sex, so....
Do you own a knife?: yeah
Have you played ghettopoly?: huh?
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?: yep
Do you have A.D.D.?: I do
Have you ever had a head injury?: not that I recall
How many virgins have u slept with?: none
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?: not at all. It's just an ends to a meen.