I love when people talk about you...when you're just around the corner. Therefore people of my dorm watch out: I declare French warfare.
I will not bomb you. I will not kill. I will not burn your house down.
Instead, I will blow smoke in your face and mock you and your culture, you dormitory pig dogs. I will make fancy food and charge you exhorbitant prices to eat it, and train my ugly fluffy dog to shit on your poorly manicured lawn.
Beware, I will not support your UN declarations.
Beware people of the dorm, I have declared war.
(send all angry complaints about being French to me)
I will not bomb you. I will not kill. I will not burn your house down.
Instead, I will blow smoke in your face and mock you and your culture, you dormitory pig dogs. I will make fancy food and charge you exhorbitant prices to eat it, and train my ugly fluffy dog to shit on your poorly manicured lawn.
Beware, I will not support your UN declarations.
Beware people of the dorm, I have declared war.
(send all angry complaints about being French to me)
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I noticed your username on the powerhour thread, and though, hrm, nice reference. Profile says that you like Buffy, Ben Folds, and a Fish Called Wanda, and while none of those are particularly obscure, the combination means I have to tell you that you are rad. Have a nice day. :-)
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