jennymoney

Seven thing Survey

Seven things I absolutely must do:
1) Put shit in a bag, light it on fire, leave it on Allens doorstep, and ring the door bell
2) Publish some poetry
3) Become a crazy rich superstar
4) Visit these places: All of Canada, USA: Wyoming, California, Louisiana, new york city. England, Ireland, Scotland, spain, Greece, italy.
5) Get a sleeve on my left arm, and some other ink J
6) Have Pink hair again
7) Have a rockin pad of my own


Seven Things I Cannot Do:
1) Math
2) Drive (legally at least)
3) Write neatly
4) Be still
5) Be sane
6) Be clingy
7) Spend lots of money (I dont have it)


Seven things that attract me to where I live (Nomad- no particular home):
1) I can leave when I want
2) I dont pay the rent
3) I meet new people all the time
4) I see new things al the time
5) Free Food (well almost)
6) No one knows where to find me
7) The lifestyle


Seven things I say most often:
1) I dont know
2) Philip did it
3) Shit
4) Ok
5) Stop fucking with my head
6) Pass me that bottle
7) Your drunk Brian, give me the keys (its from family guy movie)


Seven Books that I Love:
1) Le Divorce
2) Why French women dont get FAT
3) Siddharta
4) Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
5) Shes come undone
6) Choke
7) Memoirs of a Geisha


Seven movies I watch over and over again:
1) Rocky Horror Picture Show
2) Almost Famous
3) Amelie
4) Empire Records
5) Closer
6) Totoro
7) SG First Tour

And now for a very long... but entertaining Survey

CURRENT
outfit: KILLER NINJA SUIT.
hairstyle: SHORT
jewelry: NOSE RING? NIPPLE BARBELLS?
underwear: JOE BOXER
nail colour: BLOODSTAINS

DO YOU
cut yourself: ONCE I TRIED TO AMPUTATE MY OWN ARM DIDNT WORK SO WELL
lick yourself: HMMMM
whine a lot: NOOOOOO I DOOO NOT.
yell a lot: YES, BUT NOT WHEN THERES ANYONE ARROUND
have too many friends: ITS A POSSIBLILITY
want to die: NOT TODAY
do drugs: IM BIG ON SNIFFING MY WHITEOUT
dye your hair: ONLY WHEN IT RAINS

HAVE YOU EVER
worn rainbow: A BELT
talked on the phone for over 3 hours: POSSIBLY
left the country: A COUPLE TIMES I HAVE GIVIN SOMEONE THE FINGER IN THREE COUNTRYS. ARENT YOU PROUD OF ME NOW
had a party with over 30 people: IVE BEEN TO ONE, AND I HAVENT (AND WILL NEVER HAVE) HAD SUCH A PARTY MYSELF
stolen something: A T-SHIRT. LIPGLOSS A FEW RANDOM THINGS
caught something on fire: MY CARPET
cheated on someone: MEH
wanted to cheat on someone: HA
asked someone out: I WILL, IF ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, AND I HAVE TO RE-POPULATE GRINDROD, OR SOME SUCH SHIT

last person:
you touched: PHIL- HE HIT ME SO I KICKED HIM
you talked to: PHIL- I ASKED HIM TO GET OFF THIS COMPUTER
you hugged: CHRIS
you kissed: MARK- HES A SHEEP LITERALLY
you instant messaged: HMMM

are you:
understanding: WHATS THERE TO UNDERSTAND? REALLY?
open-minded: HARDLY ANYMORE
arrogant: OFTEN
insecure: UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY
interesting: MOST LIKELY AND THEN I ACT LIKE A BITCH TO CHANGE YOUR MIND J HEHE
hungry: NO. I AM TRYING TO LOSE LIKE I DUNNO 50 LBS! SO I CAN BE SKINNY AND COOL
smart: CRAFTY
moody: PISSED
childish: I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
independent: DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION
hard working: IF MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
healthy: SOME WOULD CALL ME SICK!?
weird: WIRED
difficult: NO FUCKING WAY
attractive: IM AS UGLY AS A HORSES ASS
thirsty: MAYBE FOR SOME WHISKY ( OHHH WOE IS ME, IM POETIC)
obsessed: I NEEEEEEEEED
angry: HEHEHE OF COURSE NOT
sad: NEVER
happy: WHEN I KICK ASS AT GETTING ONTO THIS COMPUTER YES
trusting: I WOULD NEVER TELL YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS REALLY *INSERT SWEET EYELASH BATTING HER* TRUST ME!!!
reliable: AS A BUCKET WITH HOLES
self-disciplined: WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THIS
sleepy: ONE WORD: INSOMNIA
lonely: NOT AT ALL

INFO ABOUT YOURSELF
what is your birth name? MULTIPLE PERONALITY
what is your date of birth? I DONT THINK I DATED THAT YOUNG
how tall are you?: GIANT
shoe size?: FLIPPER FEET
brothers/sisters?: MONSTERS
what is your favourite brand(s)?: CHEEP
colour? GREY
soda? WATER
music?: REDNECK SOUNDZ
the mall?: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS QUESTION
ice cream?: MAKES YOU FAT!


LAST 48 HOURS:
cried?: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? WEAK?
missed someone? YEAH MY VIBRATOR
yelled at someone?: MY REFLECTION
changed your underwear?: I DOUBT IT
drove somewhere?: I CANT DRIVE
talked to someone on the phone?: I LISTENED TO THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF VARIOUS VOICEMAIL MESSAGES
been online: OBVIOUSLYWHAT A STUPID FUCKING QUESTUN
kissed someone?: A BABY GOAT
hugged someone?: TIBO
last thing you ate? CELERY
talked to someone about something important? NOTHING IS IMPORTANT

HAVE YOU EVER
been in love? I LOOOVEEEE MARK THE SHEEP
broke something?: I BROKE MY NECK STACKING BOXES
betrayed a friend? MOST LIKELY
played strip poker? EEEEWWW
skipped school? SKIPPED MORE UNIVERSITY THEN I ATTENDED THIS LAST SEMESTER
shot a gun?: A FRICKEN 12 GAGE WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT?! GOSH!!!
broke something important?:MY FUCKIN NECK STUPID REPEDATIVE QUESTIN
smoked a cig? NOPE, IM SWEET AS AN ANGEL
dyed your hair?: DID I NOT SAY FUCKIN REPEDITIVE QUESTIOOONS



NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS: CELERY, APPLES HOW ELSE WOULD I LOOSE THE 50 LBS?

2. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?: I SAID NO COMMENT

3. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?: NORTH POLE/ JAIL

4. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY: A GENEROUS PERSON WHO TALKED TO ME AND DROVE ME HOME

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY? LEAVING

6. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?: FUCKED IT UP

7. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60? MOST LIKELY THERE WILL BE A BIG COMET THAT WILL HIT EARTH, OR WELL BLOW OURSELVES UP SO I DOUBT I WILL SEE 60

9. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?: THIS SURVEY

10. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT? DOGS THINK THEY ARE HUMAN, CATS THINK THEYRE GOD

11. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS: YOUNG AND STUPID

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?: JOHNNY KNOXVILLE.

13. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: I UNDERSTAND ALL, AGREEING WITH THEM IS ANOTHER MATTER

14. NAME ONE CHARACTER IN A BOOK YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE?: ARTHUR DENT (I WOULD LIKE TO BE IN A UFO AGAIN)

15. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? I DONT WATCH TV? FAMOUS PERSON I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK? I CAN ANSWER THAT: ANGELINA JOLIE

16. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?: LACK OF IT. WHEN I DO SLEEP I HAVE AWFUL DREAMS. LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS HOLDING MY JAW SHUT SO HARD MY TEETH BROKE AND FELL OUT! YUCK

17. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?: IM FAT. I HAVE PANIC ATTCKS. I AM A LIER.

18. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW: YOUR PRETTY WHEN IM DRUNK, AND IM PRETTY FUCKING DRUNK

19. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES:
HUMOR: FAMILY GUY MOVIE
ROMANCE: MY FIRST MISTER
DRAMA: CLOSER
ACTION: BATMAN BEGINS
HORROR: ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

LAST QUESTIENS:
who is sitting next to you? MISHA
favourite sport?: ASS KICKING, STABBING
been in a plane?: AND A SPACESHIP, A UFO, AND A HOVERCRAFT ARENT YOU JEALOUS
killed someone?: NO COMMENT
kicked your cat for the hell of it? WHO WROTE THIS? ARE YOU HIGH?
are you bored of taking this survey?: HECK YES