Ok, so when I left work today (mind you I had only been up to my office for like 2 hours... I received this lovely little note folded up and placed under my windshield wiper no one else on the block had one of these on their cars (yes, I am weird I walked down the block and looked) This really weirded me the fuck out.
INDICTMENT
You have been listed in our registry and relevant information will be recorded and forwarded to the proper authorities. True Americans cannot tolerate your acts of treason any longer. You are putting our nation at risk. Please leave and join your friends in Iran, Syria or any of those nations that you support.
The federal statute on treason, 18 USC 2381, provides in relevant part:
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer DEATH, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000.
And for something less odd and just plain cute... Scurry staring out the window at a squirrel eating pizza crust...
INDICTMENT
You have been listed in our registry and relevant information will be recorded and forwarded to the proper authorities. True Americans cannot tolerate your acts of treason any longer. You are putting our nation at risk. Please leave and join your friends in Iran, Syria or any of those nations that you support.
The federal statute on treason, 18 USC 2381, provides in relevant part:
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer DEATH, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000.
And for something less odd and just plain cute... Scurry staring out the window at a squirrel eating pizza crust...
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blasted hormones.