jennybadass

Ok so this weekend was a long one .. I went to work on Friday only to have to leave an hour later to go watch the maricle of life happen in Springfield .. My stepsister Michelle gave birth to her second baby at 11.39 pm.. 15 hours of labor .. agh .. So my mom video taped the 1st one and right when the doctor came in and told us that people had to leave she hands me the camara and walks out .. So there I am video taping an alien looking thing coming out of my sister .. Ewwww . Then after all of it was over they asked me on tape when I was gonna get on the band wagon and have one .. What the hell After seeing that ... NO . So when we get home my mom wants to watch the tape .. I taped everything .. I mean EVERYTHING .. I got all the gore that comes after and then my mom understood why I dont want one .. To make things worse ( this shows how small the world is .. ) My ex fiance is there smoking outside the hospital while I was out there .. His new wife is having a baby at the same time my sister is .. Bullshit .. So i get to see the grossest thing ever and then I get to feel like shit seeing him and relizing that I could be the one in there having a baby .. Aghhhh I hate my town and I hate boys ...

So the queston of the day : Who wants to knock me up ?