jennrose

while messing around on the computer the other day, i came across some of the project files from one of my computer science classes i had last semester... here's a great example of how you can MAKE coding fun... lol. the TA that read this must've gotten a kick out of it. this was written in java:

// the size function
public String size(String penis, BufferedReader gaydar, Variables feeble) throws InputException, VariableException {

int orgasm;
GetInput mew = new GetInput();

penis = penis.replaceFirst("size", "");
penis = penis.substring(1, penis.length() - 1);

if ( penis.startsWith("'") ) penis = penis.substring(1, penis.length() - 1);

else if ( penis.equals("input") ) penis = mew.readIn(gaydar);

else penis = feeble.getVar(penis).toString();

// ain't this tha truth?
orgasm = penis.length();

penis = Integer.toString(orgasm);
return penis;

} // end size