Met a man by the name of Jack Daniels last night. We had a strong disagreement, and now I can't even look at a bottle of wine without wanting to vom. I know I sound like a total dork, but that was my first time ever getting truly "shitfaced." Never. Again.
Moderation. Moderation. Moderation.


Moderation. Moderation. Moderation.


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