jenicomprispas

Heeeeeeroes. Probably going to be the best part of my day.

I knew at the beginning of the day that it was going to be the kind that I went home and cried about, but I didn't expect the impetus to be someone fucking up my fast-food burrito. Damn, that guacamole was bad.

Emo kid out!

Ryan and I are having a drinking game during the VP Debate tonight.

Drink every time:

JOE BIDEN

-Refers to himself in the third person.
-Mentions Scranton, PA.
-Says "literally."
-Patronizes Palin or the Moderator.
-Says "malarky."
-Mentions taking the train to and from his Senate job.


SARAH PALIN

-Refers to her ability to see Russia from Alaska as Foreign Policy experience.
-Notes that she...
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-HEROES HEROES HEROES. That make me a geek, but I don't give a fuck. I missed that show. I hope that Maya dies in the first 5 minutes. The recap episode starts in a half hour. ♥!

-I got super frustrated with one of my kids at work today and kind of yelled at him. Not in a scary abusive way, but just letting him...
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-I have a mad backache.
-I'm slightly worried about finances.
-I would very much like to spend some $$ on a gym membership, but can't at the moment.
-I love my job and hope this week goes better than last week.
-I am going to ask Ryan to pop my back in a sec.
-I feel really lame about it, but I think I'm going...
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Some days I want to just turn to my kids when they're being dicks, give them the eyebrow quirk of doom, and say "don't fuck with me, kids" because they really have no idea how badass I am.

Today was not that day, but I have the liquor to make up for it.

* "Baby Mama" wasn't as laugh-out-loud funny as I'd been anticipating--in fact, it might have veered into overly sentimental had it not been for the presence of Steve Martin. Steve Martin, you saved this movie for me. I didn't even know you were in the film, but you were awesome.

* "Burn After Reading" is definitely worth a watch. Not quite as good or as...
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*I'm a little drunk. I've had a few midori sours, and they were delicious.

*I want to go out this weekend. Mayhap mayhap.

*Janet wants to attack the cover of "Baby Mama." She must be in love with Tina Fey. It's genetic.

*Drunk drunk watching House, MD. OH MY LORD, IT'S ACTUALLY LUPUS.

Annoying coworker is annoying.

Lovely boyfriend is lovely.

Snuggly Janetcat is a little shit.