Some days I want to just turn to my kids when they're being dicks, give them the eyebrow quirk of doom, and say "don't fuck with me, kids" because they really have no idea how badass I am.
Today was not that day, but I have the liquor to make up for it.
Today was not that day, but I have the liquor to make up for it.
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darkram:
Or smacking assess. That can work too.
padre:
I hear you.
Kids...
I love em but I can't be around them all day
Kids...
I love em but I can't be around them all day
* "Baby Mama" wasn't as laugh-out-loud funny as I'd been anticipating--in fact, it might have veered into overly sentimental had it not been for the presence of Steve Martin. Steve Martin, you saved this movie for me. I didn't even know you were in the film, but you were awesome.
* "Burn After Reading" is definitely worth a watch. Not quite as good or as...
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* "Burn After Reading" is definitely worth a watch. Not quite as good or as...
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padre:
I hear you there, it helps to want to meet us ha ha...
*I'm a little drunk. I've had a few midori sours, and they were delicious.
*I want to go out this weekend. Mayhap mayhap.
*Janet wants to attack the cover of "Baby Mama." She must be in love with Tina Fey. It's genetic.
*Drunk drunk watching House, MD. OH MY LORD, IT'S ACTUALLY LUPUS.
*I want to go out this weekend. Mayhap mayhap.
*Janet wants to attack the cover of "Baby Mama." She must be in love with Tina Fey. It's genetic.
*Drunk drunk watching House, MD. OH MY LORD, IT'S ACTUALLY LUPUS.
padre:
Yeah, I'm in love with Tina Fey 
padre:
Tina Fey is absolutely gorgeous and smart and funny. How can I not want a woman like her 
That was an awful day, you still practice Tai Chi?
That was an awful day, you still practice Tai Chi?
Annoying coworker is annoying.
Lovely boyfriend is lovely.
Snuggly Janetcat is a little shit.
Lovely boyfriend is lovely.
Snuggly Janetcat is a little shit.
padre:
welcome you and the boy to Phoenix!
Why did you guys pick Phx?
Why did you guys pick Phx?
padre:
I'm born and raised, hopefully soon I'll be able to implant myself into another town. I both love and hate this town.
Seems as though you brought the rain too. Last year's monsoon was pretty dry and event less ha ha
Seems as though you brought the rain too. Last year's monsoon was pretty dry and event less ha ha
Ryan and I rented the first season of "Heroes" and have been mainlining it since 11 this morning. We're through to "Six Months Later" and I'm remembering all the little fun things. I'd forgotten about the whole Charlie subplot and how much I loved her character. And how annoying the whole Nikki/Jessica thing is.
I'm going to start drinking Midori Sours in a minute. Yay...
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I'm going to start drinking Midori Sours in a minute. Yay...
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It's the Sunday afternoon of a three-day weekend. I'm paying bills and drinking a Ryan-made mojito. It's a bill-paying drink. Delicious.
We're watching a show called "Principle's Office" in which school-age children act like bitches and get caught and fucked over by their school Principle. Awesome. The current episode is going to incorporate corporal punishment, which Ryan and I recently discovered is legal in most...
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We're watching a show called "Principle's Office" in which school-age children act like bitches and get caught and fucked over by their school Principle. Awesome. The current episode is going to incorporate corporal punishment, which Ryan and I recently discovered is legal in most...
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silentryan and I live in Phoenix now. It's good, but hot times. You would think that, being Arizona, our apartment FLOODING would never happen, but it's drying out right now from the monsoon last night. When I drove to work this morning, there was a tree covering 4 of the 6 lanes of the street I use to get to work. Power was down on...
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Hm. To blog or not to blog. As questions go, it is fairly rhetorical, given that I am currently typing in the bloggity box. I'm not sure if I want to use this regularly. I'm fairly misanthropic, with the exception of SilentRyan, who is very nice to me all of the time. Perhaps I only like people who are exceptionally nice to me. Regardless,...
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