jena

What's up, posers. So here's my top ten list of the Gay.

1. Blow job booked for March 31st in Brooklyn

2. My band Boxing Glove Dick now has a guitarist finally. Naturally both of my bandmates are 20.

3. I'm currently right NOW fighting the urge to offer some teenage looking kid with a mohawk and a Dropdead back patch the signal that I'll blow him right now in the bathroom.

4. He's so cute! ZOMG I want it! Whoops, that was 3b).

5. I'm so pleased that Elizabeth Taylor has joined Michael in Heaven; I know she waited for this reunion for a long suffering. Cat on the hot tin PROOF.

6. I am currently starving myself again until I'm ready to go home to start drinking whiskey before karaoke tonight.

7. My roommate has no idea what a world of shit he's going to be in when he gets his first summons.

8. I don't wanna be friends. Like Lady Gaga says, I just want to blow hot dudes.

9. "So what is she a singer, slut, dancer?" - Seth Putnam upon asking me who or what the fuck Lady Gaga is.

10. "I am taking my medication, I'm not drinking anymore." - my big Daddy, Manny trying to jack me off on the phone yesterday referring to his type 2 diabetes. I told him don't trip with me, Sam told me you were drunk as shit last week. This is my former boss - he replied to that saying all of his barmaids are liars.

Don't call my name, Roberto.