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Wait a sec, here is a much better blog. Take 2.

I slept with a man (he had the external appearance of one) recently whose dick was the length and girth of my thumb. Like I said, external appearance of a grown up but cursed with the genitals of a dainty newborn. I don't cruise nurseries for sex so it was just terrifying, like trying to feed a whale a Tic Tac. Can you imagine one trying to stick such a thing in your vagina or mouth?



It was kind of like this.

While this was going on I was having flashbacks of the Sex in the City episode that covered this.

Ugh



On the up side, yesterday I had to pass by my 2 luscious male coworkers. Super small work space in the back and as I creeped through I was sandwiched in between these 2 young studs and blurted out "Oh this is my dream right now!" So damn inappropriate but they told me it was awesome after I apologized.