Remember this amazing scene from Groundhog Day?
It was my favorite part. Also, I'm hungry and dieting (hence being hungry). So here you have it:
Thin or Consequences, New Blog: Top 10 Really Bad Yummy Foods I'd Eat Forever If I Could
1. PIZZA. Number 1 for life! I find that the best pizza is of course, in New York (specifically at La Villa in Brooklyn). I've had admirable slices in Philadelphia, though. I would dip my them in blue cheese dressing there. Anyway, the pizzas I have eaten have been cheese, Sicilian, marinara, Hawaiian, Caesar salad, vodka ziti, mushroom, onion, pepperoni and meatball respectively. There's probably more but you know what the best thing about pizza is? You can have just regular marinara- PLAIN, with no cheese, or just plain old cheese and it's still fucking awesome. I hope people eat it over my casket to pay tribute to me in death.
2. Bacon cheeseburger. I take it medium rare, normally with ketchup, mustard and/or possibly mayo. If you've got onion straws, I want them. If you've got specifically seasoned fries (THEY MUST BE SEASONED. I HATE plain fries. Stellar example: TGIFriday's fries. Excellent seasoning.), I want that too. Bascially if it's not dripping in lard, fuck off. Here's something interesting: this picture is actually of a veggie burger.
3. Hot dogs with kraut. This is an imaginary list. After watching an episode of Unwrapped on how the hot dog is made, I don't know if I'll go back. But I used to love me some NY hot dogs with ketchup and sourkraut. Memories.
4. Pancakes. Yes but of course with a side of bacon. Duh.
5. French toast. How about with sausage and bacon? I can do both but I never go for the ham.
6. A well dressed Jewish bagel. This means: bagel (for me it's a toss up between everything, onion or salt) with whipped cream cheese and lox. You could do tomato and onion but I'm good. And yes, the cream cheese MUST be whipped! Don't skimp!
7. Indian food. Contrary to how this list is going so far, my favorite formal food on the planet is Indian. I've never had an Indian dish I didn't like. Note: I go vegetarian for this. I know they make all kinds of fancy animal dishes but I prefer to stick to my veggies and Naan and mulligatawny and all.
8. Sushi. For some reason this another vegetarian outing for me, as I prefer (seperately of course) avocado and sweet potato rolls, which I could eat for the next 96 years for the 96 tears of joy they bring me. I WILL eat fish, yes, but these are just my favorite rolls and I like to stick with them.
*** These are honestly, all of my favorite foods. The last 2 are kind of weird, in a Lardass way.***
9. Melted cheese....seems like a branch off of #1, but whether it's on French onion soup or in a quesedilla, I really love melted cheese.
9b) Oh who am I fucking kidding- just fucking cheese in general. Refer to #2, if it's lardass inducing artery clogging, bring it over here. American, cheddar, goat, Brie, whatever. Mazeltov!
10. Sour cream...I know it may seem like a shocking end to such a list, I mean, it's a condiment kind of, a topping. I rarely get to eat it but I would every day if I could. The problem with sour cream is it encourages the eating of everything else fattening like everything deliciously Mexican, melted cheesy, perogies ♥ and whatnot. Oh how I love you, sour cream!
Honorable mentions: Sunny side up eggs with buttered toast to squash the yolks with (insert Homer drool sounds), avocado, chocolate honey glazed doughnuts from Starbucks, blue cheese vinaigrette salad dressing and Mexican everything.
It was my favorite part. Also, I'm hungry and dieting (hence being hungry). So here you have it:
Thin or Consequences, New Blog: Top 10 Really Bad Yummy Foods I'd Eat Forever If I Could
1. PIZZA. Number 1 for life! I find that the best pizza is of course, in New York (specifically at La Villa in Brooklyn). I've had admirable slices in Philadelphia, though. I would dip my them in blue cheese dressing there. Anyway, the pizzas I have eaten have been cheese, Sicilian, marinara, Hawaiian, Caesar salad, vodka ziti, mushroom, onion, pepperoni and meatball respectively. There's probably more but you know what the best thing about pizza is? You can have just regular marinara- PLAIN, with no cheese, or just plain old cheese and it's still fucking awesome. I hope people eat it over my casket to pay tribute to me in death.
2. Bacon cheeseburger. I take it medium rare, normally with ketchup, mustard and/or possibly mayo. If you've got onion straws, I want them. If you've got specifically seasoned fries (THEY MUST BE SEASONED. I HATE plain fries. Stellar example: TGIFriday's fries. Excellent seasoning.), I want that too. Bascially if it's not dripping in lard, fuck off. Here's something interesting: this picture is actually of a veggie burger.
3. Hot dogs with kraut. This is an imaginary list. After watching an episode of Unwrapped on how the hot dog is made, I don't know if I'll go back. But I used to love me some NY hot dogs with ketchup and sourkraut. Memories.
4. Pancakes. Yes but of course with a side of bacon. Duh.
5. French toast. How about with sausage and bacon? I can do both but I never go for the ham.
6. A well dressed Jewish bagel. This means: bagel (for me it's a toss up between everything, onion or salt) with whipped cream cheese and lox. You could do tomato and onion but I'm good. And yes, the cream cheese MUST be whipped! Don't skimp!
7. Indian food. Contrary to how this list is going so far, my favorite formal food on the planet is Indian. I've never had an Indian dish I didn't like. Note: I go vegetarian for this. I know they make all kinds of fancy animal dishes but I prefer to stick to my veggies and Naan and mulligatawny and all.
8. Sushi. For some reason this another vegetarian outing for me, as I prefer (seperately of course) avocado and sweet potato rolls, which I could eat for the next 96 years for the 96 tears of joy they bring me. I WILL eat fish, yes, but these are just my favorite rolls and I like to stick with them.
*** These are honestly, all of my favorite foods. The last 2 are kind of weird, in a Lardass way.***
9. Melted cheese....seems like a branch off of #1, but whether it's on French onion soup or in a quesedilla, I really love melted cheese.
9b) Oh who am I fucking kidding- just fucking cheese in general. Refer to #2, if it's lardass inducing artery clogging, bring it over here. American, cheddar, goat, Brie, whatever. Mazeltov!
10. Sour cream...I know it may seem like a shocking end to such a list, I mean, it's a condiment kind of, a topping. I rarely get to eat it but I would every day if I could. The problem with sour cream is it encourages the eating of everything else fattening like everything deliciously Mexican, melted cheesy, perogies ♥ and whatnot. Oh how I love you, sour cream!
Honorable mentions: Sunny side up eggs with buttered toast to squash the yolks with (insert Homer drool sounds), avocado, chocolate honey glazed doughnuts from Starbucks, blue cheese vinaigrette salad dressing and Mexican everything.
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ultimatelewser:
I AM A MAN!!!
lizarose:
Thanks hon.