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Top 10 Delicious Food Stuffs I am Enjoying and some of this shit will be boring because my lardass



is now following the Weight Watches points cult! Sweet Black Moses help me and be merciful, please. I'm so rotund. If anyone has any helpful advice outside of ol' bulimia, please hit me. And this one is for Sound, who is also looking to shed. Isn't he cute?



1. Gooey grilled cheese sammiches! Mine don't look like this....I like to spread margarine all over the glorious bread for softer, lardier and more delicious enjoyment. I have discovered that making them the way that I do only costs me 13 points, which is worth it for me. It's my big weakness so I insist.



2. Salad, how exciting. I dress mine pretty much only with onion, tomatoes and sometimes parmesan cheese (only 3 points per ounce: the shredded kind, not grated, makes this worth is for me, nom nom). I opt for low fat sesame ginger dressing or fat free ranch which ........... shall bring me to #3.



3. Salsa. I recommend this any day mixed with your salad. Topped with ranch, it is REALLY yummy. Trust me, try it. 0 points!



4. Weight Watchers cake & my reviews.

They make 3 types that I know of: chocolate, lemon & carrot cake. Recommendations? Allow me. The chocolate is amazing! It's the perfect fix. Lemon is good, coming in second. The carrot cake is a joke. I mean, the cake is fine, but the box boasts of "cream cheese icing" which any carrot cake lover knows is the important part. Well it sucks shit and tastes nothing like cream cheese. I consider it a cunt tease. Plus this mystery icing isn't even soft...it has a plastic sheen or something. Chocolate wins! Chocolate chocolate chocolate!



5. Low fat blueberry muffins. Have you ever investigated the nutritional value of a beautiful muffin? I almost wept at the Wal Mart grocery (yes, I said Wal Mart) over seeing that corn muffins have something like over 16 or 26 grams of fat. Something like that, I swear it was bad. However Wal Mart also carries very-low fat ones and they are splendiferous. Check it out, you learned a new word. Check this out too:

6. "I got a blueberry for a daughter!" : my blueberries. With points I am allowed to have only 1 cup of cereal, which I measure. Then I throw in my little blueberries. I am in love with them.



7. Weight Watchers Smart Ones. While I realise they are high in sodium and also that this is the best picture I could find, I recommend their yummy fettucine alfredo & broccoli! It really gives you the best fix for an otherwise artery clogging (and delicious) meal. I've also tried the Szechuan Style Vegetables & Chicken. It contains about a centimeter worth of chicken and I'd say it's "only ok."



8. Exotic yogurts from Weight Watchers! Yogurt is whatever. You've had one, you've had them all. But WW has 3 very interesting flavors that are all very delicious. In order of recommendation they are: cherry cheesecake, Boston cream pie (tastes nothing like it but I don't like BCP, so it's yummy to me) and Amaretto cheesecake. Very tasty, recommended!



9. Morningstar vegetarian stuffs. I've probably had all of their diverse flavors over the years, but the Spicy Black Bean is what I have in the freezer right now. Sooooooooo yummy, you wouldn't believe it. But all meat replacement products are generally deiclious to me. Nom!



10. Fuckin' turkey burgers! They're so low in fat and yummy. I don't make any at home but it's a real treat for me to visit a restaurant that actually has them. I like the ones at Ruby Tuesday and there you can choose from a large variety of french fry substitutes. I recommend their marinated mushrooms.



There you have it. For dessert I finally have the new MISSBEHAVE magazine! This is a recent cover for your inspection:



The SG shop even had it for sale at one point. I can't tell if it or Nylon is my new Sassy.

Have a good one!