jem

how bout a character from lord of the rings or harry potter?

Ha-ha! Yes, yes! I do love the non-sensicallity of your sense!! Or... er, something like that. Yes, i do still wish to make magical goodness with my sewing machiney thingy. I want to make corsets! Oh, the corsets i wish to make. So many, oh, they haunt me!!

Yeah, so I make a bunch of bondagey stuffs because they are wonderous fun! I'm thinking of making myself a double-breasted trench coat!! Can't decide on leather or rubber... Hmmmm... I still have to dye your present though, so I will start that project later.

Jem, let's be Zombie Hunters! Seriously, the only real money out there is in working for yourself, so let's be independent exterminators. We's gots machetties, we's gots fire, we's gots whiffle bats. What are we waiting for? The bashing, the bashing CALLS to me like the call of something squishy and loud!! Must bash zombies...... must bash so good....

Bwa-ha-ha okaaaaay, that's enough coffee for me.

I'm done, the ever-bashing nail boy