jelly2

what brings me here today? espresso. why did it bring me here? espresso is yummy and tastes like the nectar of the gods. work over. now i can concentrate on relaxation. i live in some bizarro world where around the holidays i decompress. sleep all day. eat my brains out. talk to friends and paly video games. trips to the mall in last month:0
days spent finding gifts:0
i realize what you are thinking. no fun. but this year it is. i am giving some of my friends gifts. i am giving them cool things i have but never use. hey nokia phone for you!! you get a juicer!(i actually have 2)!! hmmm oh your french press broke-here ya go. like i said i am way down with espresso and may never go back to coffee. so on and so forth. so, it is not that i am a stingy bastard, but the best gift you can give is yourself. (cue cheesy music) happy holidays everyone!