jekyllandhyde

Well shit, now my marriage to a blowup doll who I traded for a coke addict on "Wife Swap" and later divorced while she was dying in the hospital so I could marry a my cousin solely for the sake of producing a creepy kid who can play "Dueling Banjos" and lure in unsuspecting tourists to a robbery and/or sodomy means absolutely nothing because Maryland passed the same-sex marriage law.