A Texan, a Californian, and a Oregonian are sitting around a campfire, having some drinks. The Texan takes a last sip of tequila, throws the half-full bottle in the air, and puts a bullet through it with his six-shooter. "Hey," he says. "We got plenty more tequila where I come from."
The Californian takes a last sip of his Napa Valley chardonnay, throws the half-full bottle in the air, and puts a bullet through it with his Glock. "Well," he says. "Where I come from, we've got plenty more wine."
The Oregonian takes a mighty swig and polishes off the last of his local microbrew. He throws the empty bottle in the air, grabs his shotgun off the ground, and shoots the Californian before catching the bottle. "Where I come from, we've got more than enough Californians...and I can get five cents for this bottle."
The Californian takes a last sip of his Napa Valley chardonnay, throws the half-full bottle in the air, and puts a bullet through it with his Glock. "Well," he says. "Where I come from, we've got plenty more wine."
The Oregonian takes a mighty swig and polishes off the last of his local microbrew. He throws the empty bottle in the air, grabs his shotgun off the ground, and shoots the Californian before catching the bottle. "Where I come from, we've got more than enough Californians...and I can get five cents for this bottle."
That cheered me up a bit... but this one cheers me up alot more!