Off to Portland for 4th festivities. This will be like my regular Portland visits, other than more people have free time and doing things. Still, it wouldn't be a typical Portland visit if I didn't do at least 7 of the following:
-pay too much for a veggie breakfast.
-return something I borrowed much later than I should have
-utilized someones curbside glass recycling because the Luddites in my town opt not to have it.
-roll my eyes when overhearing someone say that that it's too (insert current weather).
-roll my eyes when overhearing hipsters complain about all of Portland's hipsters.
-engage a group of drunken strangers who will later on in the evening insist we hang out again, take my number, then never call me.
-wish that I had dressed for (insert current weather) instead of (insert opposite weather).
-lament that Portland isn't what it used you be, you know, when it was a little out of the way place before it got to big and cool and there was only a mere half million people here.
-have my choice of multiple cheap beers at a multiple dive bars full of young people also having their choice of multiple cheap beers.
-come in second place in pub trivia.
-watch the exact same thing I would have watched at home on someone else's TV.
-pay too much for a veggie breakfast.
-return something I borrowed much later than I should have
-utilized someones curbside glass recycling because the Luddites in my town opt not to have it.
-roll my eyes when overhearing someone say that that it's too (insert current weather).
-roll my eyes when overhearing hipsters complain about all of Portland's hipsters.
-engage a group of drunken strangers who will later on in the evening insist we hang out again, take my number, then never call me.
-wish that I had dressed for (insert current weather) instead of (insert opposite weather).
-lament that Portland isn't what it used you be, you know, when it was a little out of the way place before it got to big and cool and there was only a mere half million people here.
-have my choice of multiple cheap beers at a multiple dive bars full of young people also having their choice of multiple cheap beers.
-come in second place in pub trivia.
-watch the exact same thing I would have watched at home on someone else's TV.
damn it is hot out!
the hipsters in Portland are ruining everything that WAS cool!
I insist we hang out again, what's your number?
why are you always over/underdressed anyway?
I wish that portland was as cool as it used to be.
at least there are plenty of dive bars with an assortment of cheap beer.
wanna' come over to my house and play rock band later?