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When I enter Men Without Hats into the iTunes search engine it asks me if I meant Me Without Hits.

That's just not fucking right.

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I love the Vh1 "I love the 80's, 70's, Strikes Back" series.

I thought I'd seen every minute of every episode, but I just discovered my hood (read Iowa) was honored(?) with the "What the !@#$ Moment" of '86.

We elected Gopher from Love Boat our Congressman!

Gilbert Godfrey could read the phone book and make me laugh!

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A couple old friends of mine found out they're expecting recently, so I strayed from my usual antisocial ways to go out to karaoke last night.

I tried to channel Florence Ballard as a backup singer on "Stop in the Name of Love" poorly but won some laughs with over exaggerated mannerisms as part of a quartet serenading the expectant mother with "You've Lost That...
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Every time I watch the two ER episodes where Lucy Knight gets stabbed/dies I cry (in the manliest way possible.)

Kellie Martin may be the cutest adult human ever to walk the face of the Earth.

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Has a hidden track on a CD ever scared the shit out you?

I'm sitting here in the dark, looking at the SG boards and after 36 minutes of silence the bluesy shit at the end of Heathen Chemistry blasts out!

Fuck, I'm at like a 90 beats per minute pulse here!

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I've been thinking about "her" again. The love of my life, forever.

I haven't seen her in a few years, but I've never found anyone else that I feel even close to the same way about. It totally sabotages my relationships.

Foolishly, I watched There's Something About Mary, which always gets me (literally) dreaming of a similar reunion. I know it will never happen, but...
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The Darkness and Oasis are having a war of words in the British press.

Let's see, Noel aped the sound of the Beatles in a cool, subtle and unique way.

The Darkness aped the sound of Poison and made it even cheesier.

Oh, well-any rock 'n' roll feuds involving the Gallagher brothers will entertain me-they're the Y2J of rock!

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It's all well and good that Janet Jackson apologized to the people offended by her garment malfunction at the Super Bowl.

But as someone who greatly enjoyed the 2 second display, I demand she say, "You're welcome." In fact, her gross negligence in publicly acknowledging my gratitude has caused me great mental anguish, for which I demand monetary compensation.

$1,000,000 should cover it.

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Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died on this day in 1959.

The plane went down in a field about 10 miles from my house, so it's always a big deal around here. The Surf Ballroom, where they gave their last performances still stands, and they have a big weekend-long celebration each year.

I was lucky enough to go a few years ago...
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It is booger-freezing cold out. High today of 0 degrees!

My shitty but beloved car Babe the Blue Olds has been handling it like a champ. She deserves an owner more responsible about maintenance than me.

I've been posting on the boards more-it's stupid but I still feel shy about it.

Aya and Gwendolyn made fun of me and noobs in general in this thread,...
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