jeffvader

something is wrong with me. i think it's too much canadian comedy. the canadians look normal but they have a negative effect on everything...what you ask? everything motherfucker!! look at the following soliliquy about ass scratching that i was about to post:


one time i was scratching my ass and my finger slipped...to you know where which felt good at first but then i couldn't stop and i pulled myself inside out....i pulled my achilles tendon and had a pretty bad stain on my carpet but for the first time in my life i saw my inner beauty...



the topic was time travelling...what the fuck does scratching my ass have to do with time travelling. besides the fact that i have a big ass and it takes a lot of time to scratch, henceforth i arrive in the future with a smelly digit or two....MOTHERFUCKER!!! they did it again...fucking canadian bastards with their bizarre wit and flapping heads...

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