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So I've observed a lot during my time on this site and I just wanted to share with you all the many great benefits that I've enjoyed as a result of being a SuicideGirl.
This year especially I've seen quite a lot of talk about sets and how they're bought and wondering why sets are not being bought and I'd like to weigh in.
For me, I'm not on this site to make money. If I was, I'd be pretty depressed because having a set bought is like winning the lottery.
I'm not even shamed to say I came here for the title.
I wanted to be a SuicideGirl.
More than anything.
I'm not even a nude model really. I don't have an OnlyFans and I don't sell content. I was just told when I got here that nudity was a requirement and I wanted it bad enough that it didn't matter. To this day, this is the only place on the internet where I post nudes. And I prefer it that way. BECAUSE WHAT BETTER PLACE TO BE NAKED ANYWAY AMIRIGHT?!
Anyway, I digress. I came here to achieve what I still see as the pinnacle in alternative modelling.
And once I'd achieved this ever elusive and unbelievably exclusive goal, I WAS SET!!
Guys I haven't had a set bought in over 10 years but I'm still out here promoting the site and recruiting girls like I own shares in the company.
Why?
Because nobody really cares WHEN I went pink or how many sets I've had bought, all they care about is that I'm a SuicideGirl and that's all that matters.
Girls, you've gotta learn how to MILK THAT SHIT.
For example, I haven't paid for a tattoo since I went pink.
For context, this is how I looked when I went pink
And this is how I look now
"But Jeckyl" you ask me "What does being a SuicideGirl have to do with thousands of dollars worth or free tattoos?"
Well, my friend, SPONSORSHIPS.
Do you know how many tattoo artists are dying to have their work on a SuicideGirl?!
Enough for ten years worth of free ink, that's how many.
And it doesn't even end there.
I've gotten clothing sponsorships, ambassadorships, free tickets to events and conventions, all just from being a SuicideGirl.
You see, being a SuicideGirl is not a careeer, it's a credential.
And it's up to you to use that credential to get your foot in doors that would never otherwise be open to you.
And the exposure?!
PRICELESS!!
Y'all! I'm talking magazine features, radio interviews, TV interviews, website interviews. ALL OF THE INTERVIEWS!!!
SuicideGirls put my name on the map. Why?! Because I took advantage of the opportunities being associated with this company presented to me and created opportunities for myself based on that association that I otherwise would never have had.
Heck, last year I was even invited to be a judge at a tattoo convention, just because I'm a SuicideGirl.
Again, haven't even had a set bought in TEN YEARS!
But I'm not here to compete with the other SG's. I've heard us referred to as a global sorority and I love that! I call the other models my Suicide Sisters and I'm here to love and support all of you. I WANT TO SEE YOU WIN!!
I come here because this is the cool table I've always wanted to sit at.
Girls, your competition is out there.
See, here, none of us is special. We are sisters. We are all winners. And there's over 4 000 of us, and only 600 sets bought a year.
It would be silly of me to focus on this site as my main source of income.
But OUT THERE?
Out there I'm 1 of only 4 000 SuicideGirls IN THE WORLD. And literally one of only TWELVE in my country.
The odds are so skewed in my favour it's a joke. (Because to make myself even MORE niche, I'm the only black SG in my country)
So yeah, I have a long list of accolades and achievements but SG is literally the Michelin Star of alternative modelling.
I don't even need to mention any of my other trophies after that.
I just be like "Hey, I'm a SuicideGirl" and doors swing open for me.
You see, your University can give you a degree, but they're not gonna go out there and find a job for you. That's up to you. How far you go with it is up to you and how much time and effort you're willing to put in.
And don't sweat the small stuff.
Nobody cares if their Doctor failed third year chemistry. Or if they graduated near the bottom of their class.
All you know is that they completed their degree and you trust them.
Same applies here.
Nobody out there cares how long you were a Hopeful before going pink, or that you've submitted 20 sets and only 3 have been bought.
All they see is that you're a fucking SuicideGirl and that's all they need to know!!
And take pride in each others' wins! Celebrate each others' achievements!
You know how proud I am when I see, for example, a fellow SG on the cover of a huge magazine like Inked?
I'm like THAT'S MY SUICIDE SISTER!!!!!]
And remember that whatever SGHQ saw in that girl? They saw it in you too!!
You have the ultimate stamp of approval
The golden ticket to the chocolate factory
The magna cum laude of alternative modelling
NOW GO OUT THERE AND FUCKING MILK IT!!!
