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Broke up with my girlfriend, but she thinks we're on a "break"

Okay, hold up. Time to explain some shit before I go any further.


She is crazy. I love her, she's incredible. She knows how to fuck, she knows how to love, she's smart, clever, intuitive, deep, passionate, and absolutely gorgeous to the point of heartbreak.

Unfortunately, she has no idea how to make...
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poopy:
ohh sorry for your gf.. frown
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15 men on a dead man's chest

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM


8 year old aged delicious expensive rhum for only 21.99 for a 750ml bottle is the best fucking deal I can imagine. Delicious.

Try these shost:

Captain Jack:

Captain Morgan's and Jack Daniel's

Captain Samuel Jackson:

Captain Morgan's, Jack Daniel's and Sam Adams Boston Lager

They aren't the best shots,...
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Here's a change: I'm done whining

In fact, life fucking owns. Fuck this depressed bullshit, i'm sick of feeling like shit. Oh yeah, and Coffee = teh win.

If anyone still reads this profile... you're probably insane but it's chill. I'll be updating this more then twice a year now.

oh, btw, new girlfriend. Only took hmmm... 8 months? maybe 9. Shrug. Too fucking long....
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Sitting at home while my body's out roaming
Eleven days around mixed up with flacid moaning
I read your post today, it made me think and see
Those words of isolation could be written by me

So two for the Tick and Two for the Tock
Seven for the lick but it's never for the Cock
Your boyfriend is alive, just confused and paralyzed
And...
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Holy fuck summer is finished mad

Heading back to New Orleans and all the fun that goes with it. I'm going to rant on here soon, I haven't gotten good and pissed off online in a while.
starfior:
What fraternity are you? I'm a Theta Chi.
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lol, i've got more issues then the Sunday New York Times.


i shattered my pinky / ring finger support bones (in my palm, not the actual fingers) last friday night / saturday morning. Me and a friend were sparring around after the Keg floated. I tripped while swinging (i'm left handed) and went fist-first into a concrete pillar inside the wall.

Long story short... if...
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This kid clearly has no clue who he is fucking with.

Bars and fights go together like Stormy Nights and nudity in Satin Sheets. Unfortunately,

This kid clearly has no clue who he is fucking with.

Drinking beer with pretty girls near can be a really great night. There's a party coming up soon.

This kid clearly has no idea who he is fucking with....
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Administrations always breed Stagnation.

The problem with our society is simple: we are suffering from Stagnation. New Ideas are not being encouraged at the base level... between people. We even have a phrase called "Over-Acheivement" like something can actually exist.

By keeping down the individuals we keep down the society. By putting the goals of the many over the goals of the individual we have...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Drama.

Must.

Die.

Katrina can suck my dick. This fucking semester is hell in a handbasket and there's one right after it. AHHHHHHH.

fuckity fuck fuck fuck. sigh.