Well we went on our roadtrip but it was not as easy as first planned.
7:30am, Im woken up from a pfone call from my friend Ben who told me he would be 10 minutes late, this was great as i was uber hung over.
8:00 Im in the car, i comunicate thru grunts and grumbles as anything loader makes my headache worse. We have picked up my best friend Hannah and her boyfriend simon they are having a lot of fun taking the piss out of me over how wasted i really am.
8:30, first stop at service staion, i couldnt make it to the toilets i just threw up in the car park, lovley. Managed to get into the service sation had a cup of tea, and then it was on with our journey.
10:00, We pull into a bus stop, the Tea returns, its odd how Tea tastes excactly the same on the way up as it does going down, mmm yummy.
Ben gets board and decides to dance on his car im unhappy about that, we didnt get enough car honks to make it worth it, wouldn't u honk if u saw a looney dancing on a car?
12:00, Stop to puke outside old folks home, im sorry but it was the only layby avaliable, we had to speed off quick as someone was on to us and walking towars the gate. eeek.
12:30 we Fianlly get to our destination a town called Cromer, near the seaside, where my Grandma also lives, so we went and visited her for a bit then went into town.
1:15 We go to get fish and chips, i pick some chicken and chips an manage to eat it, yay feelin better. We my new strenght We go to an amusement arcade and discover a dance machine whoo!
It's a great feeling when u can actually do standard mode on the dance machine, you can do it well and there is everyone watching you, u feel like a god. it was fun.
We then went to another arcade where i went on this wikid ride and simon and ben played the house of the dead.
4.00, We decide to go down to the beach, and partake in the nice healthy activity of throwing rocks into the sea. it gets out a lot of anger, if u had anger, i dont.
Ben probably does, lol.
there was also some messing about before we went back to granny's for a lil while before doing a little more shopping and starting the journey home.
6:00, We start the journey home, this time it didnt take as long, due to the fact i didnt need to puke every hour, tho we did stop te eat, again. At little Chef, a scruddy little place, like the equivilent of Denny's in America, Ben asked the lady if we could have some of the free kiddies lollies, she said yes, so he took the whole basket.
Then finally we got home around 10:00pm ish,
the end
7:30am, Im woken up from a pfone call from my friend Ben who told me he would be 10 minutes late, this was great as i was uber hung over.
8:00 Im in the car, i comunicate thru grunts and grumbles as anything loader makes my headache worse. We have picked up my best friend Hannah and her boyfriend simon they are having a lot of fun taking the piss out of me over how wasted i really am.
8:30, first stop at service staion, i couldnt make it to the toilets i just threw up in the car park, lovley. Managed to get into the service sation had a cup of tea, and then it was on with our journey.
10:00, We pull into a bus stop, the Tea returns, its odd how Tea tastes excactly the same on the way up as it does going down, mmm yummy.
Ben gets board and decides to dance on his car im unhappy about that, we didnt get enough car honks to make it worth it, wouldn't u honk if u saw a looney dancing on a car?
12:00, Stop to puke outside old folks home, im sorry but it was the only layby avaliable, we had to speed off quick as someone was on to us and walking towars the gate. eeek.
12:30 we Fianlly get to our destination a town called Cromer, near the seaside, where my Grandma also lives, so we went and visited her for a bit then went into town.
1:15 We go to get fish and chips, i pick some chicken and chips an manage to eat it, yay feelin better. We my new strenght We go to an amusement arcade and discover a dance machine whoo!
It's a great feeling when u can actually do standard mode on the dance machine, you can do it well and there is everyone watching you, u feel like a god. it was fun.
We then went to another arcade where i went on this wikid ride and simon and ben played the house of the dead.
4.00, We decide to go down to the beach, and partake in the nice healthy activity of throwing rocks into the sea. it gets out a lot of anger, if u had anger, i dont.
Ben probably does, lol.
there was also some messing about before we went back to granny's for a lil while before doing a little more shopping and starting the journey home.
6:00, We start the journey home, this time it didnt take as long, due to the fact i didnt need to puke every hour, tho we did stop te eat, again. At little Chef, a scruddy little place, like the equivilent of Denny's in America, Ben asked the lady if we could have some of the free kiddies lollies, she said yes, so he took the whole basket.
Then finally we got home around 10:00pm ish,
the end
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Can I come next time?
Oh wait, that'd be kinda hard what with am ocean separating us!