The other day, when I was about to leave my private island, I found that overnight a dolphin had beached itself. Being an animal lover I leaped into action at once! I yelled back to my model/girlfriend to bring the nets we hung during sex earlier that morning and [...]
And we'd be all "OMG, your life is so much better than mine! Why do I even bother? "
The other day, when I was about to leave my private island, I found that overnight a dolphin had beached itself. Being an animal lover I leaped into action at once! I yelled back to my model/girlfriend to bring the nets we hung during sex earlier that morning and [...]
And we'd be all "OMG, your life is so much better than mine! Why do I even bother?
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