jbusy

I just wrote a bad ass country song.
hahhahahhahhaha
Any of you motherfuckers steal it, I'll hunt you down and kill your whole family and everyone you love.
You kinda gotta know the tune but whatever. I'm sure you'll get the idea.
Here goes:

Wellllllllllllll
It's been three years since I marched outta Florida
said, "momma, I'm never comin' back"
Then I met a man in Nashville
said, "honey, grab your things and pack.
It's time to hit the road."
(talking) So we hit the road.
(insert harmonica solo)
And we drove around for miles and miles
passin' nothin' but trees and farms and skyyyy
Just little ol' me
my man and his gui-tar with my dog by my side.
(talking) Well.... and a handle of Tennessee whiskey...

Drivin' drunk down an old back road
with no tunes and one head liiiight
I lit up a smoke and he passed me the bottle
"Darlin', everythings gonna be all right"
Ya know
I've never been one for doin' what I'm told
or hangin' 'round places too longggg
But I swear I could go anywhere with ya, honey
drunk drivin' and makin' up songs.

Somewhere outside Atlanta
I pulled the car over
'cuz the dog and I had to go peeee
We walked into the woods
I pissed on my shoes,
found a dead body and lost my keys

I stumbled back to the car
said, "sweetie, I got some bad news"
He hung his head and started to cryyyy
Then he took a swig and pulled himself together
He said, "Babe, we might as well try"

Now
We're
Walkin' trashed down a creepy dirt road
with no map and no flash liiiight
I lit up a smoke and passed him the bottle,
"Everythings gonna be all right."

He said,
"Now, I've never been one for beatin' up my women,
But I've also never been this loosttt.
But lady, this is your fault and I'm
PISS
DRUNK
.....
and you're about to pay the cost."

Ha Ha Ha

Now
I'm
walkin' drunk with my dog and a gui-tar
holdin' booze and blood in my haaanddss
When a trucker picked me up
said, "Little lady, where ya headed?"
I said, "I think I'll give Florida just one more chance"
I'm givin' Floridaa one more chance.


The end.