It's only been 14 days since the last time I had sex and I'm already losing my mind.
You know it's bad when you have to turn the UFC fight off.
When two sweaty dudes throwing 'bows to eachothers domes starts doing things to your panties.
Is that weird?
Because I call it desperation.
It's hard to go from doing it everyday all the time for 2 years to ZERO.
I gotta remember how to be single.
You know it's bad when you have to turn the UFC fight off.
When two sweaty dudes throwing 'bows to eachothers domes starts doing things to your panties.
Is that weird?
Because I call it desperation.
It's hard to go from doing it everyday all the time for 2 years to ZERO.
I gotta remember how to be single.
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If there are any rules, it ain't really a fight