Quick update on my life so far in the year two thousand and seven.
Got fired from the sweetest job in the slacker career about a week and a half after getting a fifty cent raise.
The very next day ripped my whole front bumper off of my car after getting stuck in a snow bank trying to pull out of my front yard.
Dropped acid and lost all interest and enjoyment in smoking cigarettes for almost an entire week.
Took my dog for an hour and a half walk through the city in the snow. First winter experience of the 2006/2007 season that I've whole-heartedly appreciated.
Accidentally broke or fractured my boyfriends tailbone rough housing on the couch and the result of that was, and still is, vicodin in very high doses.
Now I'm house sitting.
Getting paid 300 dollars for 10 days.
There's a jaccuzzi tub in the master bathroom.
I'm just livin' the dream.
Obviously.
And for no real reason at all:
me
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my dog spencer
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Got fired from the sweetest job in the slacker career about a week and a half after getting a fifty cent raise.
The very next day ripped my whole front bumper off of my car after getting stuck in a snow bank trying to pull out of my front yard.
Dropped acid and lost all interest and enjoyment in smoking cigarettes for almost an entire week.
Took my dog for an hour and a half walk through the city in the snow. First winter experience of the 2006/2007 season that I've whole-heartedly appreciated.
Accidentally broke or fractured my boyfriends tailbone rough housing on the couch and the result of that was, and still is, vicodin in very high doses.
Now I'm house sitting.
Getting paid 300 dollars for 10 days.
There's a jaccuzzi tub in the master bathroom.
I'm just livin' the dream.
Obviously.
And for no real reason at all:
me
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
my dog spencer
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
I want a jaccuzzi tub in MY master bathroom...