Jeremiah's Christmas Break
My brother, our friend Gabe, and I drove home Saturday night the week before Christmas. When we got home it was a little late and my parents were in bed. My brother and Gabe were talking about hanging out with some friends. I was told I wasn't invited, so they left and took the car. I decided to head down to a bar. I walked six blocks in single digit weather. At the bar I was I having a few beers. A girl came up to order drinks and noticed my tattoos and we started talking. While we were talking her boyfriend came up and this other guy named Hoppy (more on this character later). Apparently Hoppy was having a quarrel with one of their friends and they had to smooth things out. Being as everyone seems to know everyone in Iowa, it turns out that this girl is taking some classes with a girl I used to date. Later I found that her boyfriend was jealous of me when he came up and apologized for how he was acting. Since I didn't even notice any hostility I said no hard feelings. They invited me back to hang out with them after the bar closed. I was drunk and not having anything better to do I went back with her and her boyfriend and another kid I had gone to highschool with, but I didn't really know him. I only remember him becuase he has a twin. We drank, smoked some pot and talked. They were so nice and hospitable, I was happy to meet them. They even bought me a cab ride home.
Not much after that until Christmas eve day. We opened presents that morning. I got a Galileo thermometer which I dig. We went out to my stepdads parents for Christmas eve. I always feel like his mother resents me and my brother. But they always no how to cook a good farm style meal.
The next day we went out to my aunt and uncles. Some gifts. Dinner too. Dinner out there is never as good as my step grand parents. My aunt and uncle and cousins all have a limited taste pallette. Meat, potatos and corn, that is there meal. They don't even like beans in their chili. We spent the night there. My step dad loves to rip on my aunt and uncle. Sure they do some dumbass shit, but so do everyone. I don't rip on his family, even though they do things I think are stupid sometimes.
Somewhere in there timewise I went down to the bar one night. It was my new friends boyfriends birthday that night. They found me right away. We had some drinks and since I got down there late, we decided to again go back to her apartment. We had another girl there who was rather drunk and the two girls made out quite a bit. It was entertaining at least. Oh the one girl left her purse at the bar, and so when Idropped everyone else off at the apartment I volunteered to drive her back to grab. Just as we were about to leave Hoppy appeared. There was another girl there, but by the time we came back with the purse, she was leaving for some reason and the other girl was running around in her panties. Apparently Hoppy did something to make her mad. Which after that night I'm not surprised.
Let me describe Hoppy, he's an older guy to be hanging out with people my age, from what I can piece together I think hes a Vietnam Vet. Skinny, long hair in a ponytail, glasses, kind of an arrogant I know everything and you don't know anything kind of attitude. So here I am at the apartment chilling out and smoking some pot. Hoppy keeps leering and saying things to the girl in the panties. She has the hiccups and he has the sure fire cure for the hiccups which leads him to "massaging the air bubble out of the stomach" which means hes massaging her right under the breasts, where his hands manage to slide up a couple times to touch, after which she asks him to stop. The way hes acting is pissing off my friend and she leaves, and her boyfriend goes after her. Leaving me alone with the girl and Hoppy. I think Hoppy feels a bit jealous or intimidated by me and he starts grilling me about questions, trying to make me look stupid or something. He goes on about how "this is the best Jeremiah will ever feel in his life" to the girl talking about how I"m high. I'm like, yep, youre so right... Then he starts making moves on this girl, who pushes him away. She says she isn't going to do anything thats going to make her feel bad about herself. Hes like "why would you feel bad about yourself" then he says something like "I bet jeremiah would really like it if you felt bad about yourself" I think he was implying I'm some guy who preys on weak women??? And the girl laughs and goes , would you? So with so much sarcasm you could spread it with a spoon, I say sure. I don't know her, I don't give a shit, so I don't care if she feels like shit. (I don't wish many people, if any, harm, especially if I don't know them). Shes laughing and Hoppy is like "see, hes an asshole" I could have, even in that state, ripped this guy a new asshole verbally, but this is my friends house, I'm a guest and he's their friend too, so I hold my tongue. Then me and the girl start talking about traveling and I tell her how I might get to go to the United Arab Emirates this summer, and I'm talking about the country. I also talk about Germany. We having our own little chat while our friends are out. Then barging into our conversation he makes a loud forced laugh. He then says "tell he the truth, you've never been outside of the United States" I'm just baffled by him, how does know what the fuck I've done? "Yes I have. I've been to Canada, Germany, Austria and the Netherlands." He then pulls off his glasses dramatically and says "Look me in the eyes and tell me you have been." I couldn't beleive this guy. This went on for a bit, I told him in detail where and when. This guy had such hostility. He kept edging me in, I was pumping adrenaline becuase I had that fight or flight feeling. I was afraid this nut was gonna attack me. I think even the girl noticed the tension, she started saying how strong I looked. Then he went on about how he could sense what others were feeling. Hes says "Jeremiahs horny." I laugh, I say "I suppose so. Are you staring at my cock or soemthing?" which everyone laughs at him. He then says he can tell the other girls "panties are creamy" which crossed a line with her and others in the room. Later my friends boyfriend pulled me over and asked me to keep and eye on him. After a while the girl passed out and he kept sliding his hands under the blanket, which everyone kept telling him to stop until he was threatened the nicest way possible to make him stop. After some other bullshit that night the boyfriend was getting very pissed. He asked those who weren't invited to leave (which was actually a cue for hoppy to leave) I decided to leave too, which Hoppy thought was meant for me. He was then irritated when he was told to leave. But I made it my point to leave quickly since he made it a point to show off the large knife he was carrying. I was interested in getting shanked from behind in the hallway. I could have easily trounced this guy, but he had a knife. And besides, theres nothing to be proud about by beating up an old ex junky Vietnam Vet. Fun.
New Years Eve, I didn't have to work. Ames was dead for the night. So I went into the bar, they gave me a lot free champagne. We then went over to my place and smoked some pot (god it sounds like I'm such a pothead). I ended up getting very sick. I spent an hour or two huddled naked in the shower. I couldn't move I was so queezy. Dry heaves suck major ass. I eventually managed to crawl to bed wet and naked.
Well thats all. Not really that wild or exciting, but thats all my news.
My brother, our friend Gabe, and I drove home Saturday night the week before Christmas. When we got home it was a little late and my parents were in bed. My brother and Gabe were talking about hanging out with some friends. I was told I wasn't invited, so they left and took the car. I decided to head down to a bar. I walked six blocks in single digit weather. At the bar I was I having a few beers. A girl came up to order drinks and noticed my tattoos and we started talking. While we were talking her boyfriend came up and this other guy named Hoppy (more on this character later). Apparently Hoppy was having a quarrel with one of their friends and they had to smooth things out. Being as everyone seems to know everyone in Iowa, it turns out that this girl is taking some classes with a girl I used to date. Later I found that her boyfriend was jealous of me when he came up and apologized for how he was acting. Since I didn't even notice any hostility I said no hard feelings. They invited me back to hang out with them after the bar closed. I was drunk and not having anything better to do I went back with her and her boyfriend and another kid I had gone to highschool with, but I didn't really know him. I only remember him becuase he has a twin. We drank, smoked some pot and talked. They were so nice and hospitable, I was happy to meet them. They even bought me a cab ride home.
Not much after that until Christmas eve day. We opened presents that morning. I got a Galileo thermometer which I dig. We went out to my stepdads parents for Christmas eve. I always feel like his mother resents me and my brother. But they always no how to cook a good farm style meal.
The next day we went out to my aunt and uncles. Some gifts. Dinner too. Dinner out there is never as good as my step grand parents. My aunt and uncle and cousins all have a limited taste pallette. Meat, potatos and corn, that is there meal. They don't even like beans in their chili. We spent the night there. My step dad loves to rip on my aunt and uncle. Sure they do some dumbass shit, but so do everyone. I don't rip on his family, even though they do things I think are stupid sometimes.
Somewhere in there timewise I went down to the bar one night. It was my new friends boyfriends birthday that night. They found me right away. We had some drinks and since I got down there late, we decided to again go back to her apartment. We had another girl there who was rather drunk and the two girls made out quite a bit. It was entertaining at least. Oh the one girl left her purse at the bar, and so when Idropped everyone else off at the apartment I volunteered to drive her back to grab. Just as we were about to leave Hoppy appeared. There was another girl there, but by the time we came back with the purse, she was leaving for some reason and the other girl was running around in her panties. Apparently Hoppy did something to make her mad. Which after that night I'm not surprised.
Let me describe Hoppy, he's an older guy to be hanging out with people my age, from what I can piece together I think hes a Vietnam Vet. Skinny, long hair in a ponytail, glasses, kind of an arrogant I know everything and you don't know anything kind of attitude. So here I am at the apartment chilling out and smoking some pot. Hoppy keeps leering and saying things to the girl in the panties. She has the hiccups and he has the sure fire cure for the hiccups which leads him to "massaging the air bubble out of the stomach" which means hes massaging her right under the breasts, where his hands manage to slide up a couple times to touch, after which she asks him to stop. The way hes acting is pissing off my friend and she leaves, and her boyfriend goes after her. Leaving me alone with the girl and Hoppy. I think Hoppy feels a bit jealous or intimidated by me and he starts grilling me about questions, trying to make me look stupid or something. He goes on about how "this is the best Jeremiah will ever feel in his life" to the girl talking about how I"m high. I'm like, yep, youre so right... Then he starts making moves on this girl, who pushes him away. She says she isn't going to do anything thats going to make her feel bad about herself. Hes like "why would you feel bad about yourself" then he says something like "I bet jeremiah would really like it if you felt bad about yourself" I think he was implying I'm some guy who preys on weak women??? And the girl laughs and goes , would you? So with so much sarcasm you could spread it with a spoon, I say sure. I don't know her, I don't give a shit, so I don't care if she feels like shit. (I don't wish many people, if any, harm, especially if I don't know them). Shes laughing and Hoppy is like "see, hes an asshole" I could have, even in that state, ripped this guy a new asshole verbally, but this is my friends house, I'm a guest and he's their friend too, so I hold my tongue. Then me and the girl start talking about traveling and I tell her how I might get to go to the United Arab Emirates this summer, and I'm talking about the country. I also talk about Germany. We having our own little chat while our friends are out. Then barging into our conversation he makes a loud forced laugh. He then says "tell he the truth, you've never been outside of the United States" I'm just baffled by him, how does know what the fuck I've done? "Yes I have. I've been to Canada, Germany, Austria and the Netherlands." He then pulls off his glasses dramatically and says "Look me in the eyes and tell me you have been." I couldn't beleive this guy. This went on for a bit, I told him in detail where and when. This guy had such hostility. He kept edging me in, I was pumping adrenaline becuase I had that fight or flight feeling. I was afraid this nut was gonna attack me. I think even the girl noticed the tension, she started saying how strong I looked. Then he went on about how he could sense what others were feeling. Hes says "Jeremiahs horny." I laugh, I say "I suppose so. Are you staring at my cock or soemthing?" which everyone laughs at him. He then says he can tell the other girls "panties are creamy" which crossed a line with her and others in the room. Later my friends boyfriend pulled me over and asked me to keep and eye on him. After a while the girl passed out and he kept sliding his hands under the blanket, which everyone kept telling him to stop until he was threatened the nicest way possible to make him stop. After some other bullshit that night the boyfriend was getting very pissed. He asked those who weren't invited to leave (which was actually a cue for hoppy to leave) I decided to leave too, which Hoppy thought was meant for me. He was then irritated when he was told to leave. But I made it my point to leave quickly since he made it a point to show off the large knife he was carrying. I was interested in getting shanked from behind in the hallway. I could have easily trounced this guy, but he had a knife. And besides, theres nothing to be proud about by beating up an old ex junky Vietnam Vet. Fun.
New Years Eve, I didn't have to work. Ames was dead for the night. So I went into the bar, they gave me a lot free champagne. We then went over to my place and smoked some pot (god it sounds like I'm such a pothead). I ended up getting very sick. I spent an hour or two huddled naked in the shower. I couldn't move I was so queezy. Dry heaves suck major ass. I eventually managed to crawl to bed wet and naked.
Well thats all. Not really that wild or exciting, but thats all my news.
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I must quit smoking soon! I am "half-way there" I only smoke half the time. Silly, but true. I don't smoke everyday, pretty much only when I am having drinks, or coffee.