jbone

Ok, so I had the nose/facial cosmetic surgery done and now it's time to get the laser eye surgery. Great, four more weeks of not being able to surf. Damn it...

I think God shortchanged me. How come I have to pay all this money to get things that most other people are given free at birth? When I get to heaven someday, I want my fucking money back!!!

Ok you're right. I'm an asshole. My situation could be much, much worse...