Favorite Movie Quotes
Army of Darkness
-Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!
-Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!
-Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
-Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
-Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Braveheart
-Narrator: I will tell you of William Wallace. Historians will call me a liar, but history is written by those who've hanged heroes.
-Robert the Bruce: Now, I know you've sacrificed much. But fighting these odds looks like rage, not courage.
William Wallace: It's well beyond rage. Help me. For Christ's sake, help yourselves! If we join, we can win. If we win, well then we'll have what none of us has ever had before: a country of our own.
-Stephen: I'm the most wanted man on my island! But I'm not on my island.
[Laughs]
Hamish: You're island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.
-Stephen: [To William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
-Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?
-William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
-William Wallace: "Every man dies, not every man really lives."
-Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!
Fight club
-Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world
-Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
-Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
-Tyler Durden: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
-Narrator: If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Hook
-Peter Banning: "You're a--you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant."
Tinkerbell: "Guess again."
-"Kiss me and you'll see stars, Love me and I'll give them to you."
-Tinkerbell: "Eat."
Peter Banning: "Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this!"
Tinkerbell: "If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't *be* Peter Pan, so eat up!"
-Lost Boys: "Kill the pirate!"
Peter: "I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!"
Lost Boys: "...Kill the lawyer!"
Liar Liar
-Miranda: "ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?"
Fletcher: "I've had better."
-Fletcher: "You scratched my car!"
Motor Pool Guy: "That was already there."
Fletcher: "YOU LIAR! You know what I'm going to about this....Absolutely nothing, because if go to court, it'll just drain eight hours of my life I'll never get back, and you'll probably stiff me anyway. So I'm just going to moan and complain like some impotent jerk, and take it up the tailpipe."
Motor Pool Guy: "You've been here before, haven't you?"
-Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
-Receptionist: "Do you like my new dress?"
Fletcher: "What ever takes the focus off your head!"
-Office Worker: "Hey, Fletcher, how's it hanging?"
Fletcher: (groans) "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."
-Max Reid: "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside."
Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say."
Man In The Iron Mask
-Louis: "Bring me the heads of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, or I will have yours. And as for you, back to the prison you will go. And into the mask you hate. Wear it 'til you love it! And die in it."
-D'Artagnan: "You're surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?"
Louis: "Quite frequently, actually."
And one of my personnal favorite quote:
Nothing in this world worth having , comes easily.
Army of Darkness
-Ash: Shop smart, shop S-mart!
-Ash: Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!
-Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.
-Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
-Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
-Ash: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Braveheart
-Narrator: I will tell you of William Wallace. Historians will call me a liar, but history is written by those who've hanged heroes.
-Robert the Bruce: Now, I know you've sacrificed much. But fighting these odds looks like rage, not courage.
William Wallace: It's well beyond rage. Help me. For Christ's sake, help yourselves! If we join, we can win. If we win, well then we'll have what none of us has ever had before: a country of our own.
-Stephen: I'm the most wanted man on my island! But I'm not on my island.
[Laughs]
Hamish: You're island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.
-Stephen: [To William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
-Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?
-William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
-William Wallace: "Every man dies, not every man really lives."
-Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!
Fight club
-Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world
-Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
-Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
-Tyler Durden: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone say "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
-Narrator: If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Hook
-Peter Banning: "You're a--you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant."
Tinkerbell: "Guess again."
-"Kiss me and you'll see stars, Love me and I'll give them to you."
-Tinkerbell: "Eat."
Peter Banning: "Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this!"
Tinkerbell: "If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't *be* Peter Pan, so eat up!"
-Lost Boys: "Kill the pirate!"
Peter: "I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!"
Lost Boys: "...Kill the lawyer!"
Liar Liar
-Miranda: "ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?"
Fletcher: "I've had better."
-Fletcher: "You scratched my car!"
Motor Pool Guy: "That was already there."
Fletcher: "YOU LIAR! You know what I'm going to about this....Absolutely nothing, because if go to court, it'll just drain eight hours of my life I'll never get back, and you'll probably stiff me anyway. So I'm just going to moan and complain like some impotent jerk, and take it up the tailpipe."
Motor Pool Guy: "You've been here before, haven't you?"
-Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
-Receptionist: "Do you like my new dress?"
Fletcher: "What ever takes the focus off your head!"
-Office Worker: "Hey, Fletcher, how's it hanging?"
Fletcher: (groans) "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."
-Max Reid: "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside."
Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say."
Man In The Iron Mask
-Louis: "Bring me the heads of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, or I will have yours. And as for you, back to the prison you will go. And into the mask you hate. Wear it 'til you love it! And die in it."
-D'Artagnan: "You're surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?"
Louis: "Quite frequently, actually."
And one of my personnal favorite quote:
Nothing in this world worth having , comes easily.
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Thank you.
I only know half the movies though.