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Upstate NY

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Monday Sep 19, 2005

Sep 19, 2005
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Termites. Lots of 'em.

Tonight's endless perusing of Suicide Girls and the profiles of said populus will be pre-empted for the removal of ALL OBJECTS from my kitchen in preparation for a prompt 10am Tuesday morning insect fumigation entitled Arthropod Armageddon.

Although from what I understood, tomorrow's bug bombing is specifically designed to raid roaches, as opposed to terminating termites. THATS a separate process. So with luck, I'll be in displacement for only a few days.

The silver lining of this insect inconvenience is that I have a chance to do an inventory on all that kitchenware I don't use and the foodstuffs that I don't consume. Apparently, in the case of a Red Dawn war, Dawn of the Dead D-Day, or real life terrorism, I will be subsisting primarily on chocolate sauce (4 24 oz. bottles), ketchup (3 40 oz. bottles), KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce (4 32 oz. bottles), canned tuna fish (17 cans, all dolphin free), canned chicken (4 large cans), and Altoids (MORE THAN THE FACTORY ITSELF!!!). I also have 2 variety boxes of dried oatmeal -- 1 partially open and the other full and untouched.

Problem -- the latter box was to be sold by Feb. 2003. Um, well, I suppose it probably was. Does that mean it's safe to eat?

Big ups to new sets from Gogo for the eerie mood and Manko for the vivid illustration of what would happen if Paris Hilton bred with Sid Vicious.

And now, back to our irregularly scheduled relocation.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
terrakotta:
tubes, yay!

Mommie Dearest is on as I clean my apartment and I am horrified. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS EVER!!!! hahahaha
Sep 22, 2005
akirali:
Thanks. I know you're right, I just get down thinking about this whole situation sometimes.
Sep 23, 2005

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