jaytan

A friend sent me a link where you can add your friends name and it gets inserted into a news piece about said name running for election.

I kinda got carried away and started thinking about my staff:

Vice President Malcolm X
Secretary of State Tupac
Secretary of (Martial Arts & Self-) Defense Bruce Lee
Ministers of Information Mr. George Clinton & Spike Lee
Department of the Interior Ralph Nader with a flamethrower
Department of Finance Russell Simmons
Department of Homeland Security - Ruff Ryders / The Mongols

In fact, I think I might actually vote for me after all!