The cafe is having a memorial / wake for Dallas tomorrow. I'd even call it a "tribute show," as he was big on spoken word and I know there'll be a mic there. I threw some stuff on paper when we finally found out he was gone. Might stick it up here tomorrow, should I feel inclined.
Meanwhile, here's for my man Monstro, who, despite having a whole bunch of chicks commenting on his page, thinks that nobody reads his journals. Ay yo, belated birthday shout outs, dude.
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Cut a Hip Hop record
2) Train in MMA, to the point that somebody says "you should fight, dude."
3) Produce a feature film, preferably one that allows me some kind of acceptance speech
4) Make Dad proud, with a wife, kids, and financial stability
5) Get down to 185 lbs.
6) Be invited to speak at my old high school, just to tell them that I hung with the burnouts and planned ficticious school bombings
7) Chaperone Wang Ayi and Lao Yezi for a visit to the States
Seven things I can not do:
1) go to bed before midnight (its 12:09 right now, folks, and I still plan on reading a script!)
2) pick up chicks for one-night stands
3) skateboard
4) eat mushrooms, water chestnuts, olives, cilantro, or radishes (my Five Deadly Venoms)
5) pledge my alleigance to a political candidate
6) DJ or graf write (and my freestyling is pretty unreliable too)
7) ride a bike with no hands
Seven things that attract me to Canada:
1) Jericho, Benoit, Christian Cage, Bret, Owen, and the Calgary Stampede Wrestling legacy
2) Terry, Deaner, and FUBAR
3) Bob & Doug McKenzie
4) Van City, T-Dot, and the strip clubs in Montreal
5) Lavinia in Van City (hope to meet ya someday, girl)
6) the women of McHill University (bless you beautiful women, especially Sonya & Sandy)
7) STRONG BIERE!!
Seven things I say most often:
1) "yo dude"
2) "word"
3) "Separate to that. . ."
4) "so the punchline to the story is. . . "
5) "pinhead"
6) "I know the lyrics to THAT song"
7) "nahmean?"
Seven books (or series) that I love:
1) The Autobiography of Malcolm X
2) How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, by Lenny Bruce
3) Have A Nice Day!: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, by Mick Foley
4) Andy Kaufman Revealed!, by Bob Zmuda
5) Our Enemies in Blue, by Kristian Williams
6) Speaking in Tongues, by Michael Berry
7) A Critical History and Filmography of Toho's Godzilla Series, by David Kalat
Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time):
1) Dawn of the Dead
2) 28 Days Later...
3) New Legend of Shaolin
4) Brown Sugar
5) ...And God Spoke
6) Trainspotting
7) Remember the Titans
Seven people I'd like to see fill out this survey:
1) Terrakotta
2) Wendy
3) Akira (you listin'-ass fool!)
4) Fatality (but she never will)
5) Mary (see Fatality)
6) Manko (see Mary)
7) Nurse_Sugar
Finally, a belated Happy Valentine's Day to India, Toby, Jules, Alabama+Coco, Varla, Xiolita, Akemi, Zui, Rx, and Abjectly. Love the sets, ladies.
Meanwhile, here's for my man Monstro, who, despite having a whole bunch of chicks commenting on his page, thinks that nobody reads his journals. Ay yo, belated birthday shout outs, dude.
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Cut a Hip Hop record
2) Train in MMA, to the point that somebody says "you should fight, dude."
3) Produce a feature film, preferably one that allows me some kind of acceptance speech
4) Make Dad proud, with a wife, kids, and financial stability
5) Get down to 185 lbs.
6) Be invited to speak at my old high school, just to tell them that I hung with the burnouts and planned ficticious school bombings
7) Chaperone Wang Ayi and Lao Yezi for a visit to the States
Seven things I can not do:
1) go to bed before midnight (its 12:09 right now, folks, and I still plan on reading a script!)
2) pick up chicks for one-night stands
3) skateboard
4) eat mushrooms, water chestnuts, olives, cilantro, or radishes (my Five Deadly Venoms)
5) pledge my alleigance to a political candidate
6) DJ or graf write (and my freestyling is pretty unreliable too)
7) ride a bike with no hands
Seven things that attract me to Canada:
1) Jericho, Benoit, Christian Cage, Bret, Owen, and the Calgary Stampede Wrestling legacy
2) Terry, Deaner, and FUBAR
3) Bob & Doug McKenzie
4) Van City, T-Dot, and the strip clubs in Montreal
5) Lavinia in Van City (hope to meet ya someday, girl)
6) the women of McHill University (bless you beautiful women, especially Sonya & Sandy)
7) STRONG BIERE!!
Seven things I say most often:
1) "yo dude"
2) "word"
3) "Separate to that. . ."
4) "so the punchline to the story is. . . "
5) "pinhead"
6) "I know the lyrics to THAT song"
7) "nahmean?"
Seven books (or series) that I love:
1) The Autobiography of Malcolm X
2) How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, by Lenny Bruce
3) Have A Nice Day!: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, by Mick Foley
4) Andy Kaufman Revealed!, by Bob Zmuda
5) Our Enemies in Blue, by Kristian Williams
6) Speaking in Tongues, by Michael Berry
7) A Critical History and Filmography of Toho's Godzilla Series, by David Kalat
Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time):
1) Dawn of the Dead
2) 28 Days Later...
3) New Legend of Shaolin
4) Brown Sugar
5) ...And God Spoke
6) Trainspotting
7) Remember the Titans
Seven people I'd like to see fill out this survey:
1) Terrakotta
2) Wendy
3) Akira (you listin'-ass fool!)
4) Fatality (but she never will)
5) Mary (see Fatality)
6) Manko (see Mary)
7) Nurse_Sugar
Finally, a belated Happy Valentine's Day to India, Toby, Jules, Alabama+Coco, Varla, Xiolita, Akemi, Zui, Rx, and Abjectly. Love the sets, ladies.
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akirali:
It can be a dating site, and believe me I've met quite a few really cool girls here that I wouldn't mind dating. But I want to try othersites exclusively created for dating. There's no real doubt, because you know that everyone is there for the same reason.
akirali:
Never even heard of them. Like ever 