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I can't bring myself to leave here yet, but in the words of Andrew Dice Clay, "I'm over here now."

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Belated Christmas greetings, people.

I'm in Japan right now, visiting my folks. I'll be back on the first.

I've got photos here, for those of you interested in seeing fish, large temples, and Japanese pro wrestling.

I'll be at this show, bitches, for New Year's Eve.

And then back to creating a better life. I really am driven to score a KO finish...
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DAMN! He said "mutts, like me."

We got O-BAAAMMAAA'ed!!!

8:01 PST, November 4th, 2008. It's my new favorite "Where were you when. . . "

Replacing March 14th, 2004, Madison Square Garden. . . which will still be a close second.

Word .

A friend sent me a link where you can add your friends name and it gets inserted into a news piece about said name running for election.

I kinda got carried away and started thinking about my staff:

Vice President Malcolm X
Secretary of State Tupac
Secretary of (Martial Arts & Self-) Defense Bruce Lee
Ministers of Information Mr. George Clinton & Spike Lee
Department...
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I'm not a graphic artist, but I'd love to see some new campaign posters with a slightly edgier tone:

"Obama / Biden - fuck tha bullshit!!"

"McCain / Palin - bitch, please!!"

"Old Man and his bitch ain't got shit on these. . . ."

"Vote Democrat OR I WILL CLUB THIS BABY SEAL!!!"

It just dawned on me: get a new job, get a new apartment . . .

The sooner I have a new job, the sooner I can afford to live on my own again.

The sooner I can live on my own again, the MUCH happier I will be.

And the sooner I'll be happier, the more productive I will be.

It won't be easy;...
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It's a very bad week to have a birthday.

35 will not be a milestone for me. I'll have to make it a prime number instead.

To be continued. . . maybe. . .

This just in:
Sharon Stone is a very dumb cunt.

And now back to our regularly scheduled journal. . .

I saw the new Indiana Jones movie the other night. . .

The weekend started out with an apology from my friend, with whom I fought earlier in the week. That was good, and important. A big step for her and a sigh of relief for me. I hate fighting with her.

I met some new good people from the business. Thought I'd fallen out of touch. I guess not by much.

Lots of MMA fights this...
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Saw Atmosphere tonight. Good show. Had a female friend with me. She'd never seen Atmos before. So in good Slug fashion, what happens?

We get in a fight right after the show. She grabs her stuff from my place and she drives off.

Yeah, that's good.