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noir:
That made me laugh SO hard. Thanks. biggrin
kay:
If they do not, they definitely should. Nope. No bowl of roaches for this gal, no matter the money. THAT is the one nice thing about being down here. No bugs. If there are any, like the random hitch hiker that makes it in on fruit or in a box, they are short lived. Though I hear one season they had a fruit fly problem in one of our warehouses. Something to do with bad juice or soda...I cannot recall. Anyway the rumah, was that there were thousands of the nasty little bastards waiting to get all up in your face.

Ick. They promptly froze them out of the building.

~cheers
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ZZZZZZZZ

Yeah, it was definitely that lack of sleep. There was a nice aurora last night, better than nice really, and I spent about 30 seconds outside and decided I couldn't keep my eyes open. Went back inside, fell asleep on the sofa. Kind of a bummer, but I think it saved me from death.

Tonight should work if the clouds don't move in. Not...
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goob:
i don't think of myself as a tourist.

Is that valid? I only spent a month there, but I really felt like a part of things. I had my local friends, my neighborhood... and of course I travelled, too. In Homer and in Circle Hot Springs I was a tourist. But Anchorage was home for a while.

I miss mountains. Holly's apartment had a little balcony facing the mountains... I could wake up looking at them.

If I didn't have so much to do here, I'd go live there more instead of just visiting.



[Edited on Apr 13, 2005 11:45AM]
noir:
Either way, there's really nothing we can do about it. No one gets off this rock alive.
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NO SLEEP, TOUGH DARTS

I am all bent out of shape on account of practicing darts poorly just now. However, I just realized it is probably due to sleeping about 4 hours. Also I just realized my being bent out of shape is probably due to sleeping about 4 hours.

It might have been only 3 hours. Not sure. Probably best not to think too...
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noir:
Ti-am dat beep. kiss
mykel:
I had sleep issues earlier this week. I got about 12 hours of sleep within three days (it sounds like more than it is.) I made a fool of myself because of it, and am now totally embarassed. blackeyed
I got my camera! (the original Digital Rebel, 'cause I'm cheap... no! not that kind of cheap! shocked) You seemed interested, which is why I'm telling you. Also, because I'm super bored.

[Edited on Apr 12, 2005 2:56AM]
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AND PS I AM NOT ALL ABOUT TEH GOLF

I am also a fully certified nerd with endorsements in photography, perversion, pistols, writing for fun and profit, cabin living, mood issues, and attraction to brainy, bent women. And that's not the half.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN STILL HAVE SEX WITH HER WITH WHAT'S IN THAT BAG

JennRose reminded me of SexyLosers. Being...
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hellocentral:
God has informed me that She cares deeply, and to trust in Her divine wisdom. Incidentally, I have the ability to absolve you of your sins. Would you like to make a confession? biggrin
adjunct:
Any sort of vibrating stimulation to the below the waist area = not the kind of movies I want to watch in public. Or at least, they could easily turn into that. Hmm, that flesh-eating zombie is kinda hot

I was thinking about playing a round at my favorite 9-hole course this weekend. Hmm.
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TODAY JUST BECAME A GOOD DAY

Chick or no chick in my life, today was royalty check day. Books are the gift that keeps on giving.

GETTING A LIFE: THE PROJECT

Last night, I had the first thing resembling a date in months. It wasn't a date, really, but it was a meeting.

I had to use my mad ph0t0 sk1llz to get her...
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phxphoto:
OK, check beats chick, but royalty chick beats check biggrin
antony:
too much context that makes no sense. head explodes.
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IN WITH THE NEW

It is time for me to move on to a new journal entry, but I haven't come up with it yet. At least this fulfills the move on part.

Meanwhile, look at the previous entries, if you haven't already, to learn about sporks and porks. -j
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clover:
yep yep
clover:
writing journals is such a bitch at times
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SPORK NEWS: 2005

Later than I had hoped, I am now delivering you the latest in Spork News for the year 2005.

BUT FIRST - A couple of sporkservations.

* I may have made a mortal enemy of a sysadmin today, but I want to kill him.
* If you are going to play your sporking electric cello on sporking Open Mic Night - play...
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xip:
Being brilliant and foolish is 1) American, 2) youthful, C) stylish, and D) TOTALLY COPYING ME. In any way I completely support brilliant and foolish things. I want to get that tattoo of the virgin mary on my back, right? Did I think about what my Christian conservative republican parents would have to say about that, NO. Did I think about how my boyfriend with religious background will think about that when he's doing me doggie-style, NO. Did I think about how much it'll cost to have it removed a decade from now when I'm more mature and ashamed, NO.

Viva la ignorance!
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kay:
*laughter* Indeed.

~cheers
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HOG NEWS

I have decided to devote today's journal to the latest in hog news. I hope you find this update on the world of swine to be informative, useful, and entertaining.

HOGZILLA CONFIRMED REAL BY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

The Associated Press - ALAPAHA, Ga. - Residents here gathered around television sets Sunday night for the airing of National Geographic's documentary on Hogzilla, the tusked, south...
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noir:
I don't really have a problem with who I am. I just thought I had to try to play a game so that I could get what I wanted -- a means to an end. Turns out I picked the wrong game. I would have done better in this case if I had just been myself.
xip:
I can just see myself waiting until a week before my birthday (which would be August 1st, 7 days before my birthday) and staying up all day and night trying to finish 40,000 words of a novel I had never brainstormed before.

But I am putting in the motions self-published a script I wrote, and getting a friend of mine, talented artist, to do the illustrations... so I mean.. yeah, hey.. it's somethin.
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DAD GOES NUTS WITH SWORD, STUFFS KID'S BUTT WITH ...

I know this isn't actually funny, but you have to admit that when South Africans go loopy on their kids, they don't do it halfway.

I think 'muti' in this context means 'herbal medicine'.

Eeeeeee. eeek

ETOOMUCHSG

I managed to fidget away about 30 percent of my working hours today. Hrm.

Time to go to...
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helly:
i dont look like that chick..... at all, she has a pointy nose and that profile pic doesnt really look like how i look all the time .
xip:
I heard about an African baby dying as a result of contracting herpes from one of their birth rituals, where the father of the child is to suck the blood from the shorn foreskin? But forgot to mention he was having a cold sore outbreak, and infected the child?

Some areas of the world REALLY, REALLY need education. And I don't see how "fixing" other countries' governments is our (America's) business but their educational detriment is not.
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THE LATEST IN POO NEWS

I was up way too late when I added this "custom" section to my Google news.

http://news.google.com/?q=diarrhea+OR+constipation+OR+flatulence+OR+bowels+OR+rectum+OR+anus+OR+fecal&ie=UTF-8

You may think this is childish, but without this section I would have missed out on
Fecal Matter Found in Vice Mayor's Mail.

I know my shit.

PEOPLE FORMERLY IN MY LIFE UPDATE

Google tells me that ex-wife is teaching computer science...
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flux:
You're comment stalking me, aren't you?
xip:
If we are all one and the same, then I AM a game of Qix.
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