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I was up way too late when I added this "custom" section to my Google news.
http://news.google.com/?q=diarrhea+OR+constipation+OR+flatulence+OR+bowels+OR+rectum+OR+anus+OR+fecal&ie=UTF-8
You may think this is childish, but without this section I would have missed out on
Fecal Matter Found in Vice Mayor's Mail.
I know my shit.
PEOPLE FORMERLY IN MY LIFE UPDATE
Google tells me that ex-wife is teaching computer science in Sacramento. After all these years, I'm pretty sure she still genuinely doesn't like me. I'm the tiniest bit sad about that, but only a tiny bit.
I probably should have dated her hot pathologist sister.
ASPIRATIONS
I need to get the fuck off this laptop and go drink.
I don't smoke. But I may smoke a few cigarettes too. I wish I had a cigar.
NO, NO I already have THAT kind of cigar. You idiot Freudians.
I was up way too late when I added this "custom" section to my Google news.
http://news.google.com/?q=diarrhea+OR+constipation+OR+flatulence+OR+bowels+OR+rectum+OR+anus+OR+fecal&ie=UTF-8
You may think this is childish, but without this section I would have missed out on
Fecal Matter Found in Vice Mayor's Mail.
I know my shit.
PEOPLE FORMERLY IN MY LIFE UPDATE
Google tells me that ex-wife is teaching computer science in Sacramento. After all these years, I'm pretty sure she still genuinely doesn't like me. I'm the tiniest bit sad about that, but only a tiny bit.
I probably should have dated her hot pathologist sister.
ASPIRATIONS
I need to get the fuck off this laptop and go drink.
I don't smoke. But I may smoke a few cigarettes too. I wish I had a cigar.
NO, NO I already have THAT kind of cigar. You idiot Freudians.
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