THREE REASONS I DON'T WANT TO WORK AT GOOGLE
A majority of people would rather eat the food I cook than the gourmet fare served for free at Google. This majority includes me.
When compared to mid-January road trips from San Francisco to Fairbanks, free ski trips are low on the excitement scale. Number of Google employees who have driven from San Francisco to Fairbanks in the winter? I'm thinking zero.
Desire to work with people who think their work really matters when, despite working in the very best of circumstances, their heroic efforts are 99% likely not to be even a bubble in the foam under the bridge: also zero.
A majority of people would rather eat the food I cook than the gourmet fare served for free at Google. This majority includes me.
When compared to mid-January road trips from San Francisco to Fairbanks, free ski trips are low on the excitement scale. Number of Google employees who have driven from San Francisco to Fairbanks in the winter? I'm thinking zero.
Desire to work with people who think their work really matters when, despite working in the very best of circumstances, their heroic efforts are 99% likely not to be even a bubble in the foam under the bridge: also zero.
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I like that you spelled "nekkid" right.
And at this point, I'd be happy enough to have work. I could care less if it's worthwhile, as long as I get health insurance.
The only way I want the web to service me right now is unprintable in mixed company. Thank fucking god this semester is over.