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Actual Blogginess, of random events of 2011,some pics are hyperlinked due to fucking up. And I need anyone who wants an awesome card of awesomeness, I need your address messaged to me.

January-May: I awaited a new job or my deployments to go through. Sat on my ass a lot at work since I did not have job. My fiance was still severly sick, and we drifted, then broke up. 5 deployments were cancelled, forcing me to go to school in Florida for 5 months.

May-Sept: I went to Florida, newly single. I studied my ass off, did quite possibly the most insane weekend I have ever had in New Orleans CLICK HERE FOR NEW ORLEANS STORY
And got oodles of new tattoos, here are two of my favs
Back Tattoo

Scarecrow

Sept- December:
I met up with old friends

SG Event

Got Twerked by them:


Met even more new cool people, and saw one of my honest to god, favorite people to be around (that would be YOU, Karma) She just makes me feel welcomed into a group and doesn't judge my oddballness. It's a lil sad I barely see people I want to be better friends with in this world.
Karma and her crew of awesomeness


I try not to celebrate Christmas because of this reason, hense why I hate Christmas, but it was still nice enough, and I played with a ferret till well past midnight on NYE, and Skyrim, so I had no idea it was 2012. And you have no idea how happy I am having a ferret in my house makes me. i love them so much, and I spoil them to no end




SHORT STORY TIME, VERY ENERTAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T FUCKING SKIP IT
While seeing my dad whom I haven't seen in a few years in North Carolina, I went to Wal-Mart to price some shotguns (yes, that's how North Carolina rolls)
I'm looking, but I need other places to gauge on price, so I see a gentleman nearby; he's old, stocky, BIG ears, white hair, wearing a white shirt, and a camo pattern fedora type hat. This is a paraphrased Convo that happened. Trust me, you will like it. I took out the ramblings that I couldn't quite remember:
Me: Excuse me sir, do you know of any other place that sells shotguns around here?
Man: What kind are you looking for?
Me: A mossberg, preferably.
Man: See, I don't like Mossbergs, I had one but it broke
Me: Ahh ok
Man: See it had a chip in it, that the government puts in, so when you buy a gun, it breaks and you can't defend yourself. They do this because they practice witchcraft and are trying to raise the antichrist but god and me won't have no part of it
Me, straight faced: fascinating
At this point somehow me being in the military comes up~~~~~~
Man: How does the military feel about Ray King?
Me: (I have no fucking clue who that is, but I have to play neutral): Well sir, we just kind of follow what we are told, as we try not to be involved with taking sides
Man: See Jesus makes kings, and see the government is trying to do that, and raise kings, but it says in the bible only jesus can do so. I know how they work, because I was once bewitched, and the witched used me for sexual rituals, and took my seed, and made a 100 sons and daughters of mine and spread them all over the country, then I got away and found the lord to protect me.
Me: Wow, how unfortunate
Man: But see, my plan is to buy a castle, and right now I travel the country, looking for my children, because I love them even though I don't know them, but I will when I find them, and I want them all to live in the castle with me
Me: I see, well may the lord bless your journey
At this point he must be off
Man: What's your name by the way
Me: Jason, pleasure.
Man: I'm Bill Ray, King of North Carolina

I stood there....And just said "That was fucking amazing" outloud. Then went home. My day was complete. Spent rest of time in NC getting drunk wtih dad, finding childhood belongings, autographs of bands, my favorite knife (which was good since my other one got stolen out of car at the hospital)

I also got a new DECENT, but not GREAT job.

Random insert of something I love

And another:



Did a show in AC with home slice which I haven't hung out with in forever (Damn you, sideways picture!) my Bro for years, Vanilla Ice


I also made several new SG friends, one of which is just fucking amazing, love ya darling
Prettyflesh


2012: I am going to get my two associates degrees, finish writing my short story, and hopefully deploy. Oh and get on meds to quit smoking I hope this month, that's about all I care to foresee.

IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP WITH SHORT STORY OF EPIC KICK ASS, MESSAGE ME.

This part is dedicated to someone seriously special. I had this girl go out of my life twice for STUPID damn reasons. Both times it was because of our relationships with someone else. I hate my fiance got in my head about us being friends. I fucking hated it. I hate the fact we live so far apart.
Friends like her are so insanely rare for me. We have been there on a lot of drama for each other. We have known each other such a long amazing time, and I am happy for every time we talk or hang out, even when she cheats at laser tag
But I do love you, my best friend, my favorite SG, Kemper (this is my favorite pic of you, even though your ass isn't in it


And this is Mneylu, my all time favorite pen pal, who supported me so much in Iraq, and I've kept everything you've ever sent me...Cept the Sour Patch Kids, I ate them fuckers


GREAT QUOTES, NAME WITHELD. I cried laughing at these:
"I instantly wanted to claw his face off, blend it into a smoothie and funnel it back up into his asshole."
" I would gladly claw her face off too. I'm just going to become a face-clawing monster. rawr."

I close with a pic of my ass, in uniform. I only get naked on request.