jay_h

Love:

Rancid
K Bars
New teeshirts
Old teeshirts
Wet teeshirts
No teeshirts
Agnostic Front
Riding my bike
Wellington being flat
Old photos
The Rabbles new album 'No Clue, No Future'
Katherine "Shane" Moennig



Hate:

Boys
Most girls
Serious talks with the ex
Unrequited love
Santa
Christmas
People staring at me in the Hutt
Good people changing into cunts
Cunts in general
Being tired
Being sore
Possibly being sick

I went to the mall today with my mate Sammy, and we decided to get a photo with Santa. Anyway, we walk up, and Santa asks us what we want for Christmas. Sam asks for a Misery dress, and I ask for a husband. Santa sighed, looked at us both and said very sternly "The rules are, that you can only ask for toys" ... of course, it was extremely tempting for me to request a new vibrator then, but I decided I against it.

Anyway, we got our photo taken, Sam is sitting with a big golden knob between her legs, and we're both pulling westside. Perfect. Santa got pissed off because we threw up gang signs, but the young guy taking the photos loved it.

I bought my niece a couple of shakers for Christmas. She is the only person I bought for. I was going to get her a drumkit, but I figured my brother may have killed me.

Right. Have a good Christmas all.

xxx