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jarfmonster

washington twp, nj

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Saturday Jun 24, 2006

Jun 24, 2006
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MAN'S ENEMY IS TIME!

Time, mein freundin, is the killer of men's sex lives. Not time in a life-time sense, but in a worldly sense.

Back in the Middle Ages men were relied upon for the sex. Women did not have the freedoms they do now... like freedom of thought and such. Sure some sluts fisted themselves, but the female population as a whole did not have the finger-function down yet. The man's sex organ played the songs of love.

Now women don't need me or my dick. They've got it down. Most women don't need men at all because they do a better job themselves! I've never had sex with love... its always been something of a lust-job. Don't fret! I loved my girlfriends at the time, but I never saw the sex as a tool of proving our love, it was more of a "hey i love orgasms, but i love it more when you give me one".

The problem is here and can't be resolved. Why would a woman want a penis anyway? They are hideously ugly, cut or uncut. If you're a virgin even the smallest causes nothing but pain for the first time. And what good does sucking it get you? With me... lockjaw. (p.s. i'm still accepting offers to break the record... no girl has yet to get me to go under an hour and a half).

Here's my digression. Some women do love the cock. That's cool and all, but they are taken by the cool, popular, wealthy, and large men. Guys like me? Nope. We have to wait for the one. We don't get any recreational sex. Maybe it keeps the population in check.

I'm not big on one-night-stands anyway. I'd rather be in a relationship. In a relationship you have sex and only her best friends hear about your small dick. One-nighters and every girl knows the dimensions of your white-out dispenser.

There's a hardcore t-storm coming. I love them. I'll end this now so I can sit on my porch and watch lighting.

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