We went to the Lion's Den to look around today... it's a porn shop 
There is a dildo seriously the size of my arm. It said "Can you take it?" No, I can't. It was bigger than a fist! Any girl who could take that is seriously too loose. Anyway, we had fun, didn't get anything this time, we have a lot of toys already... can never have too many though. I saw a stat once about guys... they on average watch 10-15 min of porn at a time. Why on earth would you get a 10 hour porn then? Even if you jacked off 6 times a day, that would still take like 2 weeks to finish it once, and I know how many times my boyfriend has watched his stash.... millions upon millions it seems. Oh well, a mystery of men I guess.
There is a dildo seriously the size of my arm. It said "Can you take it?" No, I can't. It was bigger than a fist! Any girl who could take that is seriously too loose. Anyway, we had fun, didn't get anything this time, we have a lot of toys already... can never have too many though. I saw a stat once about guys... they on average watch 10-15 min of porn at a time. Why on earth would you get a 10 hour porn then? Even if you jacked off 6 times a day, that would still take like 2 weeks to finish it once, and I know how many times my boyfriend has watched his stash.... millions upon millions it seems. Oh well, a mystery of men I guess.
codemonkeym:
Those Lion's Den places are along every Interstate Highway, I swear... 