"If lobsters looked like puppies, people could never drop them into boiling water while they're still alive. But instead, they look like science fiction monsters, so it's OK. Restaurants that allow patrons to select live lobsters from a tank should be made to paint names on their shells: "Happy," "Baby Doll," "Junior." I defy anyone to drop a living thing called "Happy" in rapidly boiling water."
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
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maxx:
Not honey! Honey was never alive.
sumgirl:
so true!! yay! we can all eat honey ... *ponders this* and then she wonders how long we'd last ... wait, it's irrelevant - bees rock!