jamisunlee

GET READY FOR THE SEXIEST PICTURE, EVER!!






























did i say sexiest? sorry, i meant saddest

anyhoo...
tonight, went rollerskating with the cuz @ skate country. rant begins in 3...2...1...
-who the hell are all these little prepubescent whores and the hairless boys who like them? why can't our youth today play like we did? with dolls, and imagination, and not each other...until their 16 at least.
-i was the oldest, non-employee/parent masturbator their
-what the fuck is up with the music? I hardly think 50 cent (role model status excluded) is appropriate to play for kiddies who don't know what Bacardi is (or anyone for that matter); but that should give you a taste of what the music was like: ghetto g-rap.
-I've never felt older in my life: not only did i skate at this rink in it's hey day, but i found tonight that it hasn't changed!! Literally: thinnk opening saved by the bell graphics--pastel, geometric shapes--of the early 90's; the walls were the same color today as back then. but where i skated to Mc Hammer, Chris Cross, Fresh Prince, etc.; kids today are skating to the yin yang twins skeet skeet skeeting!!

I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old, I'm old!