So, I had a date on Saturday! first in over a year, and it was fab.
We met up at about 8, in the White Hart, and had a quick drink, a chance to smoke a few cigarettes and get relaxed. I was pretty nervous, but it was nothing a glass of wine didn't help sort out. The table was booked for 8.30, so we popped up there shortly and had a lovely meal. I had duck, I'm not sure what she had because I was slightly distracted by the impressive cleavage she'd created for my benefit. She was looking particularly stunning, I have to say. Black dress and black stilletoes. I'm going through this phase at the minute of being attracted to short curvy girls with dark hair, and she pretty much fits that mould exactly.5'1", dark hair with big tits and a nice big bum. A little heavy round the middle, but that's how I like it. She's got really sultry, dark eyes, lips that are just blatantly sexual, offset with a cute button nose. Oh I do like that little virgin/whore facial dichotomy. Anyway, in the inteersts of not sounding like a hideously superficial type a male, she also seems to be a really nice person. We talked about a lot of stuff, clubbing in london, music, work, shit like that. We sort of skirted round the fact that neither of us were particularly looking for a relationship at the minute, just something casual. I guess I do want a relationship, but I just don't think this particular girl is the one. We get on, but we don't particularly have a massive amount in common, so it's just pretty much a case of two people enjoying each other's company.
Anyway. We went back to the white hart after we ate, stayed there for a couple more drinks and left at about 11. I walked her back to hers, and she invited me in. I kind of suspected that might happen, as we were flirting like mad all night long. So yeah.
We pretty much stumbled through the door, and straight up to her room, her dragging me by the hand, where we proceded to have wild drunken monkey sex until some stupid time in the morning. During which time, she managed to kick me in the face with her shoe. Gave me a fat lip, and a bruised jaw. Not that I noticed at the time, being completely engrossed in what I was doing at that particular moment. But, for future reference, I highly recommend taking shoes off if your gonna do any positions involving ankles near ears! Just like running with scissors or smoking, it may look very very cool, but it's DANGEROUS! lol
Yeah. Afterwards we sort of dozed for a couple of hours, and got up about 7, she made me a nice cup of tea, and I headed off home. Where I didn't bother to go to sleep, and spent the whole of sunday in a wierd sleep deprived parallel universe that confused the shit out of me.
I sent her one of those "morning after" texts that are always so awkward about lunchtime, and she popped down to visit me at work. Looks like we're meeting up on Thursday night, after work, so I shall look forward to that!
I had a monster of a migraine last night, so I went to bed about 10:30, and crashed out.
Finally got the network up and running properly, and my fat lip has mostly gone down, so yeah. Life's not so fucking bad after all!
We met up at about 8, in the White Hart, and had a quick drink, a chance to smoke a few cigarettes and get relaxed. I was pretty nervous, but it was nothing a glass of wine didn't help sort out. The table was booked for 8.30, so we popped up there shortly and had a lovely meal. I had duck, I'm not sure what she had because I was slightly distracted by the impressive cleavage she'd created for my benefit. She was looking particularly stunning, I have to say. Black dress and black stilletoes. I'm going through this phase at the minute of being attracted to short curvy girls with dark hair, and she pretty much fits that mould exactly.5'1", dark hair with big tits and a nice big bum. A little heavy round the middle, but that's how I like it. She's got really sultry, dark eyes, lips that are just blatantly sexual, offset with a cute button nose. Oh I do like that little virgin/whore facial dichotomy. Anyway, in the inteersts of not sounding like a hideously superficial type a male, she also seems to be a really nice person. We talked about a lot of stuff, clubbing in london, music, work, shit like that. We sort of skirted round the fact that neither of us were particularly looking for a relationship at the minute, just something casual. I guess I do want a relationship, but I just don't think this particular girl is the one. We get on, but we don't particularly have a massive amount in common, so it's just pretty much a case of two people enjoying each other's company.
Anyway. We went back to the white hart after we ate, stayed there for a couple more drinks and left at about 11. I walked her back to hers, and she invited me in. I kind of suspected that might happen, as we were flirting like mad all night long. So yeah.
We pretty much stumbled through the door, and straight up to her room, her dragging me by the hand, where we proceded to have wild drunken monkey sex until some stupid time in the morning. During which time, she managed to kick me in the face with her shoe. Gave me a fat lip, and a bruised jaw. Not that I noticed at the time, being completely engrossed in what I was doing at that particular moment. But, for future reference, I highly recommend taking shoes off if your gonna do any positions involving ankles near ears! Just like running with scissors or smoking, it may look very very cool, but it's DANGEROUS! lol
Yeah. Afterwards we sort of dozed for a couple of hours, and got up about 7, she made me a nice cup of tea, and I headed off home. Where I didn't bother to go to sleep, and spent the whole of sunday in a wierd sleep deprived parallel universe that confused the shit out of me.
I sent her one of those "morning after" texts that are always so awkward about lunchtime, and she popped down to visit me at work. Looks like we're meeting up on Thursday night, after work, so I shall look forward to that!
I had a monster of a migraine last night, so I went to bed about 10:30, and crashed out.
Finally got the network up and running properly, and my fat lip has mostly gone down, so yeah. Life's not so fucking bad after all!
crackheidi:
Funny, I never though of a fat lip as one of the dangers of sex with a new partner. Enjoy.