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My nose is whistling.

just thought I'd share.


It's April 15th. Thousands of people will be sending in 3000-3500 dollar checks thru Fedex to my place of work, looking to make their last contribution to their 2003 IRAs.

I will be working non-stop for the next 72 hours. Chow. blackeyed
k_o:
A whistling nose is somewhat of a talent ... if you send all those checks to me ... we'll work out something real nice ...
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I have money! yay! It seems it's catching, like the flu. Today we took in over a 120 million. Which is pretty decent for a Thursday. Our CEO and head muckamuck must be really pleased. He gave all us little peons a 500 dollar bonus in a speech last week. We're due to receive it next pay.
This and all the OT pay I just...
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alpo:
To indecision! *raises glass*
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My favorite Nabokov quote:
"The sun was setting;
the lake a fine example"

Transparent Things. an awesome read.
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k_o:
Oh wow dude ... that hurts ... as far as all 5 ...

1. I used to spend summers in St. Louis, so I've learned that soda is the term of choice outsiders.
2. I'm not gonna argue ... sled riding is crazy fun ... lol
3. Slippery huh ?? I make fun of us for saying "slippy" ...
4. I clean my room ... but my family insists I "red" it up ...
5. Yin's has since been replaced with "you guys" or "yall"

Maybe I'm trying to distance myself from the homeland ...

... and I hate Myron Cope ... lol
daisie:
Heya smile I wouldve poopped by sooner had I been able to access my account smile *waves hello*
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Left wing radicals, right wing radicals

they all make me want to fucking puke
benni:
"pickled in my brain juice". if that doesn't turn me on, nothing will. wink thanks, sweetie...
cassiopeia:
That is a fucking good explanation to my dream.... thank you very much... biggrin
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I'm joining the consumer mainstream and buying a TV today. I couldn't be less thrilled. I just need one to watch rented movies, and make people feel less uneasy about visiting some weird loner who doesn't own a TV.

One last thing: (for the random stranger)

Disgust, that expression that makes your eyebrows knit and one lip curl up into a sneer, well it makes...
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I was daydreaming about being able to spend more time here. I could craft amusing journal entries, upload humorous pictures and make witty comments on the threads.
Then I remembered that I live alone. And that no one will take out the trash, wash the dishes, do the laundry, or bring home 50+ hours worth of pay to make the rent each month except me....
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Damn, I woke up early to move my car this morning. (I have to stay on my toes to avoid the meter maids from hell) Anyhoo, I'm pulling out of my alley at the first street light and some guy knocks on my passenger side window. I'm still half asleep, hair uncombed and groggy. And this guy asks me for 75 cents for the bus....
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I got my SG swag in the mail yesterday. smile
And this weekend I'm taking O.'s advice to CriticalOversite and going shopping. I need a new pair of shoes and some nice pants. Hopefully ones that "show off my ass". shocked
I think I can spend about two hundred...

God damn, I work 50-60 hours a week and I still can't afford cable! mad
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Have to go hunting through the Salvation Army Thrift Store. I have a serious t-shirt shortage and I'm low on funds. Wish me luck!
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One day I will meet the perfect girl. A girl who, when I turn on my computer and a topless SG girl flashes up on the screen, won't recoil in horror.

Still waiting...
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soma__:
im sure that girl will come along some day! dont be sad!
james88:
Have to go hunting through the Salvation Army Thrift Store. I have a serious t-shirt shortage and I'm low on funds. Wish me luck!