Alright, so lioness4 "tagged" me - and i think it was a mercy tag since all my other friends had been tagged and didn't tag me. So all of you can just go tag yourselves!
1. I'm writing this wearing nothing but a towel, since i just got out of the shower, and want something to do before work.
2. I've been hit by a massive semi. It could have been a Mack or a Peterbuilt - i was too busy getting spun around to catch the brand name. P.S. - it hurt.
3. I'm colorblind. Red and Green look the same, and kinda like brown, although i can tell the difference between brown and red/green. Also, Navy Blue doesn't exist. It's called black.
4. I have another eye condition, in which the walls of my retina's are decaying. I have to wear sunglasses all the time, and sometimes driving at night. Those quack doctors say i'll be blind by 35. But you know, it's cool. I like dogs, so i'm gonna have a kick ass seeing eye dog. Named Weiland.
5. I got to play 5 shows with some musical heroes of mine, the Gadjits. My band opened up for them a bunch, and we even got to jam a couple of their songs with them , and they played one of our originals with us. It was pretty much the highlight of my life.
6. I've had a lot of jobs. A LOT. I've been a McDonald's employee, Worked at a meat market, cleaned ceiling tile, was a lifeguard, taught people and kids how to swim, was a personal trainer, worked in a factory assembling tools, Worked in a furniture store, mixed paint at a hardware store, and am currently a cook at a bar. Oh yea, and a male prostitute.
7. In just a couple months, i will have successfully completed college without taking any drugs (that weren't rightfully perscribed) or smoking ANYTHING, including cigarettes. I say this not because i'm a "square", but because most people seemed suprised by it.
8. As a card carrying lifeguard and CPR certificate holder, if you drown within a certian proximity, i am legally obligated to try to save you. So if you really want to screw me over, just go drown yourself in my neighbor's pool, and i'd be fucked.
9. I have successfully managed to badly injure my right ankle an astounding 5 years in a row. I am literally on crutches about 2 months every year. That means over the past 5 years, i've spent nearly an entire year hobbling around. that's impressive.
10. My mother wants grandchildren so bad, she was pressuring me to knock up girls when i was in high school. Seriously.
11. In sophmore year of high school, i weighed 245 pounds. By my junior year, i weighed 165. I did this without the luxury of eating disorders or lipo. i've since gained 15 lbs
At least i was a strapping young man.
12. The vast majority of my sexual experiences have been with Asain women. They hold a special place in my heart. In fact, i'm going to start giving them jerseys with their "corresponding number" on them, Cause i'm funny.
13. I drew / designed my tattoos.
14. I'm running out of material.
15. I'm addicted to Kool-Aid. I consume at least 132 ounces of it a day. My favorite is Cherry. And I add more sugar.
16. If talent was sexually transmitted, i fully admit that i would try like hell to seduce Dave Grohl.
17. It was once my lifetime goal to make everyone i meet laugh at least once. I'd say i prolly have an 85% laugh/not laugh ratio.
18. I'm insane for music - i listen to it for hours everyday and yet, i hate the beatles. I understand if you won't be my friend anymore.
19. I'm determined to die and comeback a 57' Fender Telecastor.
20. I got through this entire list without making anything up!!!
P.S. Alessa is possibly the most gorgeous woman i've ever laid eyes on. # 23 in her set drives me absolutly crazy. Good gravy.
1. I'm writing this wearing nothing but a towel, since i just got out of the shower, and want something to do before work.
2. I've been hit by a massive semi. It could have been a Mack or a Peterbuilt - i was too busy getting spun around to catch the brand name. P.S. - it hurt.
3. I'm colorblind. Red and Green look the same, and kinda like brown, although i can tell the difference between brown and red/green. Also, Navy Blue doesn't exist. It's called black.
4. I have another eye condition, in which the walls of my retina's are decaying. I have to wear sunglasses all the time, and sometimes driving at night. Those quack doctors say i'll be blind by 35. But you know, it's cool. I like dogs, so i'm gonna have a kick ass seeing eye dog. Named Weiland.
5. I got to play 5 shows with some musical heroes of mine, the Gadjits. My band opened up for them a bunch, and we even got to jam a couple of their songs with them , and they played one of our originals with us. It was pretty much the highlight of my life.
6. I've had a lot of jobs. A LOT. I've been a McDonald's employee, Worked at a meat market, cleaned ceiling tile, was a lifeguard, taught people and kids how to swim, was a personal trainer, worked in a factory assembling tools, Worked in a furniture store, mixed paint at a hardware store, and am currently a cook at a bar. Oh yea, and a male prostitute.
7. In just a couple months, i will have successfully completed college without taking any drugs (that weren't rightfully perscribed) or smoking ANYTHING, including cigarettes. I say this not because i'm a "square", but because most people seemed suprised by it.
8. As a card carrying lifeguard and CPR certificate holder, if you drown within a certian proximity, i am legally obligated to try to save you. So if you really want to screw me over, just go drown yourself in my neighbor's pool, and i'd be fucked.
9. I have successfully managed to badly injure my right ankle an astounding 5 years in a row. I am literally on crutches about 2 months every year. That means over the past 5 years, i've spent nearly an entire year hobbling around. that's impressive.
10. My mother wants grandchildren so bad, she was pressuring me to knock up girls when i was in high school. Seriously.
11. In sophmore year of high school, i weighed 245 pounds. By my junior year, i weighed 165. I did this without the luxury of eating disorders or lipo. i've since gained 15 lbs
At least i was a strapping young man.
12. The vast majority of my sexual experiences have been with Asain women. They hold a special place in my heart. In fact, i'm going to start giving them jerseys with their "corresponding number" on them, Cause i'm funny.
13. I drew / designed my tattoos.
14. I'm running out of material.
15. I'm addicted to Kool-Aid. I consume at least 132 ounces of it a day. My favorite is Cherry. And I add more sugar.
16. If talent was sexually transmitted, i fully admit that i would try like hell to seduce Dave Grohl.
17. It was once my lifetime goal to make everyone i meet laugh at least once. I'd say i prolly have an 85% laugh/not laugh ratio.
18. I'm insane for music - i listen to it for hours everyday and yet, i hate the beatles. I understand if you won't be my friend anymore.
19. I'm determined to die and comeback a 57' Fender Telecastor.
20. I got through this entire list without making anything up!!!
P.S. Alessa is possibly the most gorgeous woman i've ever laid eyes on. # 23 in her set drives me absolutly crazy. Good gravy.
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i thought she told you the same thing.
anyways... i'm evicting both of you.
go live with her if she loves you so much.