Thursday Aug 05, 2004

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Oh how we danced, with the Rose of Tralee, her long hair black as the raven. Oh how we danced, and you whispered to me, "you'll never be going back home"....
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shal:
You should really come join bean's new group, Master Debaters. I think you'd fit right in. smile
cigarette:
Glad you liked my news item. biggrin

Saturday Jul 10, 2004

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A guy walks into a bar. He starts drinking more and more, and soon he's very drunk. He gets so drunk that, soon, he pukes all over his suit, which makes him start to wail and moan. "My wife's gonna kill me!" he wails to the bartender. "This is my best suit!"

"OK, here's what you do. Do you have a $20 bill?" the bartender...
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itwasduke:
It's very important to be fair and balanced...Coulter is a nutjob...that's very fair.
rottenart:
guy walks into a bar, sits down and proceeds to be an asshole:

"hey barmaid! bring me a fuckin 12 year old scotch and put the rush on it! and i don't want any shit from you, bitch!"

the bartender, thinks this is rude, so he pours the guy a cheap blended scotch. the guy takes a sip, spits it in the barkeep's face and throw the glass across the bar.

" i said i wanted a 12 yr old scotch and you bring me this shite! fuck you and bring me a 12 yr old scotch, you retard!"

bertender thinks, 'lucky guess," and pours the guy a fine 8 yr old single malt. again, the dude takes a sip and freaks out.

"what the fuck kind of retarded dog did you fall out of? did i say 8 yr old, asshole? i said 12 YEARS OLD, YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

the bartender gives in, reaches under the bar and pours the guy a glass of their finest 12 yr old scotch. the guy takes a sip, leans back, and calms down.

a bum at the end of the bar has been watching in amazement the whole time. he pulls a flask out of his back pocket and scoots over next to the guy.

"here, buddy, why don't you give this a try?"

the guy takes one swig and spits it out.

"this tastes like fucking PISS!"

the bum says, "it is! how old am i?"


ba-dump-psshhhh to you too.
wink

Saturday Jun 19, 2004

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So, today, I went to Big Lots, which is this store here which just sells a lot of shit other stores couldn't sell. And I found a product which I just had to buy...electric scissors.

Fuck yeah. I won't be the one missing the Evanescence concert because I had to cut that recipe for Apple Brown Betty out of the paper.

(Note: if you don't...
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rottenart:
are the talented mr. ripley and ripley's game based on a series of books by chance?
flannery:
you sound like a "freedon hater"

Saturday Apr 03, 2004

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So here is my Bad Driving Experience of the day: I was driving down one of the main highways in my city, going home. I was behind a pick-up truck, a fairly old one in pretty bad shape. There were three guys in it: the driver and the passenger farthest to the right looked to be about 40 or so, and the passenger in the...
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cheech:
Dis is an old Journal! I guess I have no right to criticize after my debacle-Journal yesterday (I could hindsight-edit, but that'd be dishonest).
spaceinvaders:
Ssssssshhhhhh!!!! wink

Saturday Apr 03, 2004

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So here is my Bad Driving Experience of the day: I was driving down one of the main highways in my city, going home. I was behind a pick-up truck, a fairly old one in pretty bad shape. There were three guys in it: the driver and the passenger farthest to the right looked to be about 40 or so, and the passenger in the...
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Saturday Feb 28, 2004

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So here is a summary of my Saturday:

--The first thing that happened was that my laptop died. Well, not the whole thing, just the hard drive. I didn't lose that much data; I was kind of expecting that to happen, really, because it's been throwing up bad sectors and just generally making way too much noise and reading badly for a while, so I've...
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yawf:
group...

sounds like we're in therapy or something.
hey, PORN therapy!

it all makes sense now!

wink

Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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I was trapped in my house all day by an ice storm. Unlike the ice storm here last year, the power never went out, so I could at least find things to do, but there is a point where there is simply nothing more you can do in your house, and you need to go out to find something.

I managed, though. And in a...
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kingcrac:
I like yr views on the boards. I thnk u used to be on my friend list but i left the site for many months. lets be friends
legionnaire:
Hey, thanks for the story for the newswire, it's great. I was actually thinking of writing something on that but you summed it up quite nicely. I appreciate it!

Sunday Jan 18, 2004

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Technical geek note of the day: you should run out and download Mozilla Firebird now. It kicks IE in the ass, then turns it around and kicks it hard in the nuts.

One warning: it's still in beta, so there's a possibility some nasty bug could pop up, but, so far, that hasn't happened to me, and this browser runs so much faster than IE...
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Saturday Dec 27, 2003

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For some reason, I've gone a couple of days without shaving. So I have quite a bit of stubble on my face.

I was looking at it, and I thought that it doesn't look that bad. So I am pondering letting it grow out.

That's pretty much it for now, except that I finally got to watch the extended version of The Two Towers last...
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mya22:
hello??? are you still alive??! you haven't been in chat to watch porn with me lately! frown Not that it's the weekend, but you know...
tastysoup:
rawr... stubble! ARRR!!!

Sunday Dec 21, 2003

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I feel like such a Philistine now.

So I'm watching CBS This Morning, and this report comes on about the Farnsworth House in Illinois. There's an architectural critic on who goes on and on about what a masterpiece of Bauhaus architecture this is (they were a decent band, not sure how they do as architects, but "Bela Lugosi's Dead" is a good song), and, at...
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cheech:
Hmm, is "Bauhaus" German for "boxy"? I mean, this looks to me like a fairly decent, very right-angled simple modern design... what the White Stripes called de stijl. I think sometimes minimalism can produce a masterpiece, but I'd like to use the term "masterpiece" minimally, so I'll say that the house is "nice."
rxqueen:
7 mil for that?
How much do you think they'd pay for my garage? tongue
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